Legend of Zelda Master Sword Letter Opener
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Legend of Zelda Master Sword Letter Opener

September 25, 2017 Conner Flynn 0

The Legend of Zelda Master Sword Letter Opener will open your mail with the power of Nintendo. It is perfect for fans of Legend of Zelda who need a weapon to open their snail mail. It makes a great gift for Nintendo fans. Legend of […]

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Batman Arkham Knight Batarang Letter Opener

December 31, 2014 Marty Shaw 0

Ready to feel like a superhero when you open the mail? The Batman Arkham Knight Batarang Letter Opener will have you feeling like the protector of Gotham City every time you take a look at the bills and junk mail that gets crammed into your […]

Walking Dead Zombie Letter Opener
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Walking Dead Zombie Letter Opener

July 1, 2014 Marty Shaw 0

Michonne’s sword is good for killing zombies but it can also be used to open letters, which makes the Walking Dead Zombie Letter Opener perfect for Walking Dead fans. Actually, the fact that this letter opener holder looks like a decapitated zombie head is what […]

Star Trek Klingon Dk Tahg Letter Opener
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Star Trek Klingon D’k Tahg Letter Opener

March 22, 2014 Conner Flynn 0

Open letters like a Klingon opens his enemy’s stomachs with this Star Trek Klingon D’k Tahg Letter Opener. This is a true warrior’s blade. The perfect weapon for opening your mail. Especially bills. You can give them a good stab. This piece was designed from […]

Game of Thrones Letter Openers
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Game of Thrones Letter Openers

December 19, 2013 Conner Flynn 0

These Game of Thrones Letter Openers are perfect for opening letters from rival factions telling you that they want your blood. You can choose from Ice or Longclaw. They have really nice detail and while you are opening mail, you can pretend that it is […]

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Superman Pewter Letter Opener

February 4, 2013 Conner Flynn 0

Open your letter with the power of the Man of Steel with this Superman Pewter Letter Opener. The handle shows Superman in flight carrying the letter opener. It is pretty awesome. Even super. It is made of fine pewter and measures 9 inches long. Superman […]

Hobbit Letter Openers
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Hobbit Letter Openers

December 11, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

Hobbit swords aren’t much in human hands but at least you can use these Hobbit Letter Openers to open your mail. These replicas of Sting and Orcrist will open your mail fast and easily. They even come in a wooden collector’s box. For small swords, […]

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Star Trek Bat’leth Letter Opener

September 15, 2012 James Kelly 0

While a full-sized Bat’leth is just too much weapon for ordinary Star Trek fans (unless you have a little Klingon blood in you), the Star Trek Bat’leth Letter Opener will still get the job done…and by job I mean opening letters, not hacking Federation officers […]

Paper-Made Letter Opener
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Paper-Made Letter Opener

September 5, 2012 Marty Shaw 0

If you’ve ever experienced the exquisite pain of a paper cut, you know how sharp paper can really be. The Paper-Made Letter Opener propels that sharpness into an entirely new realm. You have to appreciate the irony of using paper to slice open paper, which […]

Bacon Letter Opener
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Bacon Letter Opener

May 30, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

The power of bacon helps us overcome many obstacles, but one you may not have realized is that bacon gives us the strength to efficiently open envelopes. Introducing the handcrafted Bacon Letter Opener. Ergonomically curved for a comfy fit in the hand, the bacon letter opener […]

Zombie Finger Letter Opener
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Zombie Finger Letter Opener

May 11, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

If you are looking for a letter opener that makes a statement, check out this Zombie Finger Letter Opener. Set it on your desk as a warning to any would-be Zombies. This is what happens to Zombies around here. I cut off their fingers and […]

Pirate Sword Letter Opener with Stand
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Pirate Sword Letter Opener with Stand

April 25, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

Unless you’re Captain Hook, you and all the other mateys on board might occasionally run into trouble opening envelopes filled with death threats or missing map pieces. Don’t be a scallywag, giving yourself surprise paper cuts and then get tossed overboard to the sharks when you fail to open the […]

Railroad Spike Letter Opener
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Railroad Spike Letter Opener

November 28, 2011 James Kelly 0

GeekAlerts not only enjoys the “Geeky,” we appreciate things that have history and meaning behind them as well. Do you remember the Railroad Spike Bottle Opener we showed you several months back? Well, this Railroad Spike Letter Opener has a lot of history and sentimental […]

Conan the Barbarian Sword Letter Opener
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Conan the Barbarian Sword Letter Opener

November 4, 2011 Conner Flynn 0

No matter which version of Conan you love,(Comic Book, novels, Arnold movies, or the new movie) you have to admit that he kicks butt and swings a heavy sword. Now you can open mail that same sword, it’s just super light and small. The Conan […]

Harry Potter Gryffindor Sword Letter Opener
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Harry Potter Gryffindor Sword Letter Opener

October 13, 2011 Conner Flynn 0

I don’t know how you open your mail, but if you belong to house Gryffindor, you would use this super cool Harry Potter Gryffindor Sword Letter Opener and slice away. Though, why you couldn’t just use a spell I have no idea. Well, you have […]