Walking Dead Zombie Letter Opener
Design

Walking Dead Zombie Letter Opener

Michonne’s sword is good for killing zombies but it can also be used to open letters, which makes the Walking Dead Zombie Letter Opener perfect for Walking Dead fans. Actually, the fact that this letter opener holder looks like a decapitated zombie head is what […]

Design

Superman Pewter Letter Opener

Open your letter with the power of the Man of Steel with this Superman Pewter Letter Opener. The handle shows Superman in flight carrying the letter opener. It is pretty awesome. Even super. It is made of fine pewter and measures 9 inches long. Superman […]

Hobbit Letter Openers
Design

Hobbit Letter Openers

Hobbit swords aren’t much in human hands but at least you can use these Hobbit Letter Openers to open your mail. These replicas of Sting and Orcrist will open your mail fast and easily. They even come in a wooden collector’s box. For small swords, […]

Paper-Made Letter Opener
Gadgets

Paper-Made Letter Opener

If you’ve ever experienced the exquisite pain of a paper cut, you know how sharp paper can really be. The Paper-Made Letter Opener propels that sharpness into an entirely new realm. You have to appreciate the irony of using paper to slice open paper, which […]

Bacon Letter Opener
Design

Bacon Letter Opener

The power of bacon helps us overcome many obstacles, but one you may not have realized is that bacon gives us the strength to efficiently open envelopes. Introducing the handcrafted Bacon Letter Opener. Ergonomically curved for a comfy fit in the hand, the bacon letter opener […]

Zombie Finger Letter Opener
Gadgets

Zombie Finger Letter Opener

If you are looking for a letter opener that makes a statement, check out this Zombie Finger Letter Opener. Set it on your desk as a warning to any would-be Zombies. This is what happens to Zombies around here. I cut off their fingers and […]

Pirate Sword Letter Opener with Stand
Design

Pirate Sword Letter Opener with Stand

Unless you’re Captain Hook, you and all the other mateys on board might occasionally run into trouble opening envelopes filled with death threats or missing map pieces. Don’t be a scallywag, giving yourself surprise paper cuts and then get tossed overboard to the sharks when you fail to open the […]

Railroad Spike Letter Opener
Design

Railroad Spike Letter Opener

GeekAlerts not only enjoys the “Geeky,” we appreciate things that have history and meaning behind them as well. Do you remember the Railroad Spike Bottle Opener we showed you several months back? Well, this Railroad Spike Letter Opener has a lot of history and sentimental […]