Conan the Barbarian Sword Letter Opener

Unless you’re Captain Hook, you and all the other mateys on board might occasionally run into trouble opening envelopes filled with death threats or missing map pieces. Don’t be a scallywag, giving yourself surprise paper cuts and then get tossed overboard to the sharks when you fail to open the […]

Hobbit swords aren’t much in human hands but at least you can use these Hobbit Letter Openers to open your mail. These replicas of Sting and Orcrist will open your mail fast and easily. They even come in a wooden collector’s box. For small swords, […]

The Legend of Zelda Master Sword Letter Opener will open your mail with the power of Nintendo. It is perfect for fans of Legend of Zelda who need a weapon to open their snail mail. It makes a great gift for Nintendo fans. Legend of […]

GeekAlerts not only enjoys the “Geeky,” we appreciate things that have history and meaning behind them as well. Do you remember the Railroad Spike Bottle Opener we showed you several months back? Well, this Railroad Spike Letter Opener has a lot of history and sentimental […]

The power of bacon helps us overcome many obstacles, but one you may not have realized is that bacon gives us the strength to efficiently open envelopes. Introducing the handcrafted Bacon Letter Opener. Ergonomically curved for a comfy fit in the hand, the bacon letter opener […]

While a full-sized Bat’leth is just too much weapon for ordinary Star Trek fans (unless you have a little Klingon blood in you), the Star Trek Bat’leth Letter Opener will still get the job done…and by job I mean opening letters, not hacking Federation officers […]

Masters of the Universe fans no longer need to open their letters like a mere mortal. And why would they when they can use this Masters of the Universe Power Sword Letter Opener? It will make you feel powerful as you open your mail with […]

Hobbits get letters too. It’s not just humans. In fact Hobbits love a good letter. And when they get one they open it in style, with something like this Hobbit Desolation Of Smaug: Tauriel’s Dagger Letter Opener. That’s right. This is the Elven Dagger of […]

If you are looking for a letter opener that makes a statement, check out this Zombie Finger Letter Opener. Set it on your desk as a warning to any would-be Zombies. This is what happens to Zombies around here. I cut off their fingers and […]

Michonne’s sword is good for killing zombies but it can also be used to open letters, which makes the Walking Dead Zombie Letter Opener perfect for Walking Dead fans. Actually, the fact that this letter opener holder looks like a decapitated zombie head is what […]

We can’t all have a batcave, a batmobile and a butler named Alfred, but you can add some style to your desk with this Batman Begins Batman’s Ninja Sword Letter Opener with Stand. This stylish letter opener is based on designs from Christopher Nolan’s Batman […]

If you’ve ever experienced the exquisite pain of a paper cut, you know how sharp paper can really be. The Paper-Made Letter Opener propels that sharpness into an entirely new realm. You have to appreciate the irony of using paper to slice open paper, which […]