Game Of Thrones Longclaw Sword Letter Opener

Unless you’re Captain Hook, you and all the other mateys on board might occasionally run into trouble opening envelopes filled with death threats or missing map pieces. Don’t be a scallywag, giving yourself surprise paper cuts and then get tossed overboard to the sharks when you fail to open the […]

These Game of Thrones Letter Openers are perfect for opening letters from rival factions telling you that they want your blood. You can choose from Ice or Longclaw. They have really nice detail and while you are opening mail, you can pretend that it is […]

These Game of Thrones Beer Steins may be perfect for beer, but they are also fantastic for drinking coffee, spiced apple cider, water, or other beverages. Imagine having one of these on your desk right next to a Dragon Egg Paperweight. They would also make […]

Hobbit swords aren’t much in human hands but at least you can use these Hobbit Letter Openers to open your mail. These replicas of Sting and Orcrist will open your mail fast and easily. They even come in a wooden collector’s box. For small swords, […]

The Legend of Zelda Master Sword Letter Opener will open your mail with the power of Nintendo. It is perfect for fans of Legend of Zelda who need a weapon to open their snail mail. It makes a great gift for Nintendo fans. Legend of […]

Light up your castle with this awesome Game of Thrones Longclaw Desk Lamp. This lamp looks like someone drove Longclaw into your desk and turned it into an awesome lamp. How could a Game of Thrones fan light their room with anything else? Game of […]

This Game of Thrones Longclaw Umbrella features a handle carved like the hilt of Longclaw and the fabric has a Game of Thrones logo. Is it an umbrella or a sword? Maybe it’s a sword that keeps the rain away. It’s the coolest umbrella this […]

GeekAlerts not only enjoys the “Geeky,” we appreciate things that have history and meaning behind them as well. Do you remember the Railroad Spike Bottle Opener we showed you several months back? Well, this Railroad Spike Letter Opener has a lot of history and sentimental […]

The power of bacon helps us overcome many obstacles, but one you may not have realized is that bacon gives us the strength to efficiently open envelopes. Introducing the handcrafted Bacon Letter Opener. Ergonomically curved for a comfy fit in the hand, the bacon letter opener […]

While a full-sized Bat’leth is just too much weapon for ordinary Star Trek fans (unless you have a little Klingon blood in you), the Star Trek Bat’leth Letter Opener will still get the job done…and by job I mean opening letters, not hacking Federation officers […]

Masters of the Universe fans no longer need to open their letters like a mere mortal. And why would they when they can use this Masters of the Universe Power Sword Letter Opener? It will make you feel powerful as you open your mail with […]

We can’t all have a batcave, a batmobile and a butler named Alfred, but you can add some style to your desk with this Batman Begins Batman’s Ninja Sword Letter Opener with Stand. This stylish letter opener is based on designs from Christopher Nolan’s Batman […]