Here is a good item for a practical joke that is also practical. Invite your friends to dinner and when they arrive, greet them while wearing the Butcher’s Apron. They will think you killed the meal yourself. Chances are they will freak out and leave, but hey, that’s just more grub for you.
Aside from playing jokes on friends, it is also an actual apron that will protect your clothes from food stains. It is 100% cotton and measures about 2.75 feet tall x 2.25 feet wide.
This gross gift is just $19.99 from Perpetual Kid.