Alien Abduction Lamp

Alien Abduction Lamp

Aliens are taking over the world, and they’re starting with this miniature cow they found on your table. Their ship is pretty small and they’re some pretty helpful extra-terrestrials, considering they’re kind enough to help you light up your desk. Okay, kidding aside, there aren’t any alien invasions that are happening or going to happen, but you can have one on your own with this Alien Abduction Lamp.

This is perhaps the quirkiest lamps I’ve come across in my entire life. It comes complete with glow-in-the-dark aliens staring out from all of the windows of the shop, and a transparent stand that is both sucking up the animal on your desk into the ship as well as hold the lamp up for you.

Alien Abduction Lamp

Alien Abduction Lamp

Ladies and gentlemen, please do not panic. Do not adjust your screens, this is an emergency warning. The Alien Abduction Lamp has landed on Earth.
Cast in metal with a beautiful black pearl finish, the flying saucer section of the lamp features glowing windows complete with curious aliens. It’s so convincing we wouldn’t be surprised if Elvis was in there along with David Icke, George Dubya’s lizard half brother and a gas pump attendant from Wyoming.

  • Energy saving LEDs
  • High Quality Perspex Beam
  • Removable Bovine Abductee
  • Glowing green/yellow cockpit
  • Glow-in-the-dark aliens in cockpit

The Alien Abduction Lamp is available from Firebox for $87.

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