Toilet Tee Time

Some people I know find some sort of solace in their toilet, stuffing the tiny room with magazines, comic books, and even a television set (I have a friend who actually did this, much to his wife’s chagrin.) Some have aliens to keep them company […]

A lot of companies have come up with products to help neat freaks along, especially in the bathroom. There’s the Poo-Pourri and Trap-a-Crap to help keep the odors at bay, while the Nano UV Wand sanitizes the toilet seat after a quick swipe or two. And […]

GeekAlerts has shown you some funny novelty toilet paper in the past (Glow in the Dark, Alien, Maze Puzzle, Asses of Evil, Measuring Tape), and we think many of you will appreciate the Barack Obama Toilet Paper. Putting politics aside, this novelty TP will help […]

We’ve seen a lot of quirky toilet papers lately. There was the Alien Toilet Paper which is enough to give most people the creeps while doing their business. Then there was the Maze Puzzle Novelty Toilet Paper which will provide you with some in-toilet-seat entertainment […]

Sometimes the most brilliant of ideas (not odors) manifest in the loo of all places. But seldom do we get the chance to learn a bunch of rubbish and useless facts in there. When you install the Things We Didn’t Know Toilet Paper roll, brought to you by the U.K., trips to […]

A lot of people put interesting artwork, magazines, or even novelty toilet paper in their bathrooms to take your mind off what they are there to do. I’m not really sure that it is a good idea to be distracting someone that probably has attention […]

Now who was it that said that only dogs can drink out of the toilet? Now we humans can drink and even eat from the bowl with the Toilet Mug. For your small alcoholic drinks, you can drink shots out of the Toilet Bowl Shot […]

You put on clothes every morning. Heck, you even dress up your best friend sometimes (not the human one, but the canine one), like with the Hot Diggity Dog Ketchup and Mustard Costume. So why not dress up your tissue rolls (or rather, cover it […]

If you’ve ever watched Mythbusters, you’ve probably longed to do some of the same experiments they do on the show. Now you can with MythBusters Science Kits. These educational science kits are obviously great fun, for kids and adults, but the really cool thing is […]

Tried waking up in the middle of the night to go to the loo and bumped your knee or shin against a cabinet, chair, or on the toilet itself while you’re on the way? (Or worse for guys, and the girls that live with them, […]

The bathroom is a taboo subject for most; and there really is almost no reason why you would need to discuss it openly with people anyway.  But let’s be honest with ourselves, we all use it and we all have seen some very gross places […]

There are just some people who came into this world with nothing but bad or messed up intentions that just can’t be understood. Those people who have caused much pain to others, unnecessary deaths, and brought about countless wars deserve a dirty wiping on your […]