Most people fall into either the sweet tooth or salty tooth categories, just like one will more likely side with the Democrats or the Republicans. But the outliers, the spicy tooth peeps (I guess they’re comparable to the Liberal party), often get overlooked. The Sriracha Rooster Sauce Lollipops were made for these special people who don’t mind a little self-inflicted pain.
Move over, Atomic Fire Balls. There’s a new heat in town. When high fructose corn syrup alone ceases to do the job, chili peppers must step in and ruffle some feathers.
Sriracha Rooster Sauce Lollypops
- A Tasty Firestorm
- Giant lollipops made out of fiery red Sriracha Rooster Sauce
- Buy them individually, or in sets of 4
- Warning! Very hot! Lick in moderation.
Your friends think they’re so tough, but let’s see who can last the longest in a duel of licking these lollies from hell (or rather, from a beautiful Southeast Asian country.)
Give the lollipops as gag gifts to major hot sauce wimps. Or they could act as thoughtful gifts to give those classy individuals who pour Huy Fong Sriracha Sauce on everything. Yeah, it’s sort of like that grandma on the Frank’s Red Hot commercial.
Sriracha Rooster Sauce Lollipops are new at ThinkGeek for $2.99 a pop or in a 4-pack for $9.99.