Are you tired of reading the same old boring books to your children? You could peak their interest in the coming Zombie Apocalypse by reading them That’s Not Your Mommy Anymore or the Ten Little Zombies Book. Both are fun, but if you really want to share some goofy grossness with your young ones, how about the Silly Rhymes For Belligerent Children Book.
With 45 pages of poems written by Trace Beaulieu with illustrations by Len Peralta, this sure to be a hit with kids of all ages.
Timmy Davis contracted rabies,
from his unclean rodent babies.Sammy Smith got a grim prognosis,
when his hamster gave him yersinosis.Jeffy Conner, poor young fella,
an iguana gave him salmonella.Tiffy’s hamster had a germ,
now Tiffy has a new tape worm.To Marky Spaniel it wasn’t funny,
when he got tularemia from his Easter bunny.A rare microbial infection,
came from Ian’s fish collection.Don’t worry if your pet might bite, just check it well for parasites.
Like the cover states, it’s “a yucky big book of rainy day fun for belligerent children & odd adults with nothing better to do.” Sounds like perfect summer time reading and it’s on sale at ThinkGeek.com for $17.99.
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