Hello Kitty Bandages
Design

Hello Kitty Bandages

GeekAlerts has shown you bandages of all different designs. There’s Macaroni & Cheese, Pickles, Scabs, Bacon, Pac-Man, Underpants, and the list goes on and on. But sometimes you just want cute; and that’s where these Hello Kitty Bandages are sure to make a big impression. […]

Absinthe Soap
Design

Absinthe Soap

There’s a lot of hype about the serious green drink from Europe known as absinthe. Some people shy away from it for its reputation of being potent and deadly. But that doesn’t mean that they can’t still enjoy absinthe in the form of gumballs or wash their hands with Absinthe […]

Creepy Pig Mask
Style

Creepy Pig Mask

Looking to pull a great practical joke? Why not wear this Creepy Pig Mask and scare the pants off of your friends and co-workers. It looks pretty demented and scary. It should look scary. Pigs have been getting sliced up for bacon for way too […]

Rubik's Cube Soap
Design

Rubik’s Cube Soap

I’m a huge fan of Rubik’s cubes, although I’m really bad at solving them. And by bad, I mean that it usually takes me close to half an hour to get one cube done. But if there’s one cube that’s perpetually “solved,” it’s this Rubik’s […]

Conversation Hearts Tea Lights
Design

Conversation Hearts Tea Lights

Just when you think you’re totally done stuffing your face with holiday candy and chocolates, up creeps the month of February – when stores fill up on all sugary pink, red and white things. Awesome! Right after you’ve been good and followed through on your […]

SPAM Bandages
Design

Spam Bandages

I love Spam. I love it in most of its available varieties: Pepper, Bacon, Smoked, even Turkey Spam. Before this begins to sound something like some ad for Spam, let me just say though that I’ve gone through a lot of pains with Spam sometimes. […]

Piperoids
Toys

Piperoids

Robots are all the rage these days. It’s not just the boys that want them; little girls apparently love robots too, as I’ve seen lately at our family parties over the holidays where the girls tried to wrangle the toy robots from their brother’s or […]

Inflatable Fruitcake
Design

Inflatable Fruitcake

Is fruitcake destined to be the next “bacon” when it comes to quirky and novelty products? I mean, I’ve seen just a ton of seemingly everyday products that’s been injected with some creativity and a whole lot of bacon, like the Bacon Frosting, Bacon Candy […]

Breakfast Floss
Design

Breakfast Dental Floss

So you just had waffles for breakfast, and are now flossing with some Bacon Floss. You might want to savor the taste of those waffles a bit more instead by flossing with the waffle floss that you can find in the Breakfast Dental Floss set. […]

Nacho Candy Mints
Food

Nacho Cheese Flavored Mints

People pop mints into their mouths because they want to freshen up their breath, maybe with hints of peppermint or something a bit more fruity. I don’t think the intention is to have a peppermint-with-nacho-cheese scented breath, as you’d get if you chewed on a […]

Week in Geek #50, 2011
Gadgets

Week in Geek #50, 2011

If you haven’t entered yet, enter to Win RedBubble Gift Certificates. You only have until Tuesday, Dec 20 to enter. We also have a new sweepstakes today, so also enter to Win a Monster iPhone Accessory Pack. This week we reviewed a couple items that […]

Week in Geek #49, 2011
Gadgets

Week in Geek #49, 2011

Today (December 12, 2011) is the last day to enter to Win a HELO TC Helicopter. There aren’t many entries, so the odds of winning are excellent—Enter now! Stay tuned, because we have more giveaways to announce this week. Curious what this remote control helicopter […]

Sushi Scarf
Style

Sushi Scarf

This Sushi Scarf looks almost too good to eat–and it would be, if you had a humongous mouth and an appetite for yarn. Unrolled, the scarf is stylish and features spunky colors from all across the spectrum. But roll it up and you get a […]

Toast It Toaster Bags
Food

Toast It Toaster Bags

I prefer to use the oven toaster to heat up leftovers like pizza, burgers, and sandwiches because all the microwave manages to do it is turn some otherwise good food into a rubbery mess. Although, the one thing I hate about toasters is having to […]

Week in Geek #48, 2011
Gadgets

Week in Geek #48, 2011

Last week we drew winners for the Tokyoflash Watch and Burn Notive Prize Pack giveaways. This wee we have another awesome giveaway, so make sure you Enter to Win a Griffin HELO TC Remote Control Helicopter. In other GeekAlerts.com news, we also published a couple […]

Round Crayon Rings
Style

Crayon Rings

Crayons are everyone’s favorite waxy coloring utensil, and are the favorite illicit snack of all misbehaving children.  (The crayon was there, and then it wasn’t.  It went down the hatch like a glop of frosting!)  These Crayon Rings from Kikkerland bring even more fun to […]

Angry Birds Plush Hats
Style

Angry Birds Plush Hats

Are you an angry person? Do you find yourself mad over different things at any given time of the day or at any given day of the week? Do you feel like you’re one of the birds in Rovio’s hit game, Angry Birds, simply because […]