Instead of giving your sweetheart an ordinary bouquet of flowers this Valentine’s Day, surprise her with this Red Rose Beard Bouquet. This set features 9 mini red roses on clips that you can use to decorate your facial hair.
Not only is this far more unique (and dare I say “romantic”) than real roses, but they will also last much longer. You’ll be able to wear these again each Valentine’s Day for years, and on other days when beardy blossoms are appropriate.
You stuffed your beard with fairy lights, tinsel and baubles at Christmas – how the hell are you going to top that for Valentine’s Day? She’s already seen what your facial fuzz can do. There’s only one solution. Beard Bouquet, obviously.
Clip these 9 beautiful blossoms into your majestic face fuzz and let them work their magic. We’ve selected super comfortable clips that won’t tug or pull, so wearing them all day is definitely an option if you decide it’s a look too good to save for your date.
One look at your flower stuffed facial hair and you’ll be enjoying her secret garden in no time. Well, best not gild the lily, we can’t promise THAT, but we can promise they will provide the perfect fertiliser for your blossoming romance. Who could resist a man with a face of beautiful, romantic roses? Only an idiot, that’s who.
Available exclusively at Firebox, this Beard Bouquet costs £10.99 ($14.99).