Do you kill time at the office by launching rubber band projectiles at your coworkers? Chances are good they fire back with their own rubber band ammunition. Chances are even better that you’ll totally annihilate them with the Office Warrior Rubber Band Machine Gun.
Forget about those days of flicking one measly rubber band from the tip of your fingers. It’s time to step up with this awesome piece of firepower and show everybody who’s really in charge of your cubicle kingdom.
The Office Warrior is made from handcrafted wood, stands 40 inches tall, and can be loaded with up to 140 rubber bands, with each of the twelve rotating barrels holding 12 rubber bands each. The gun is mounted on a turret that spins a full 360 degrees and it tilts from 45 degrees to 22 degrees. In other words, your fellow office dwellers won’t know what hit them.
Office Warrior Rubber Band Machine Gun:
- Stands 40 inches tall and 44 inches from the handle to the tip of its TWELVE rotating barrels.
- Handmade in the USA.
- Includes a generous supply of rubber band ammo.
- Due to the size and weight, this item is not available for delivery outside the United States.
The Office Warrior Rubber Band Machine Gun is available for $895 at KlearGear.com. It’s time to lock and load. (Update: Link removed because the website closed down.)
I can just see this escalating – I shoot one with the finger gun, he shoots one with the finger gun, I pull out my machine gun and wreck him, he does nothing since I’m the only one with a rubber band machine gun.