The Ewoks show the stormtroopers who the bosses of Endor are on the Ewok Celebration T-Shirt.
Does the sight of a blood-soaked Ewok make you cringe as you fondly remember the cute little teddy bears dancing around a campfire, occasionally saying something adorable like yub nub?
That’s sweet, but you need to think back a little earlier in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, when these guys were getting ready to roast Han Solo over an open fire. Only C-3PO’s intervention kept them from having smuggler for dinner. Yeah, these fuzzy warriors know only the strong survive and their cuteness is the ultimate weapon. At least one Stormtrooper learned that the hard way.
The Ewok Celebration T-Shirt is available for $20 at BustedTees.
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