Elvira Sweater

‘Tis the Season for ugly Christmas sweaters. Even if you don’t like wearing sweaters, you can fit right in with your dorky relatives this holiday season with these Ugly Christmas Sweater T-Shirts. Imagine the fun of fooling your family and friends into thinking you’re wearing […]

The Mistress of the Dark becomes the Mistress of Christmas with the Elvira’s Scary Christmas Exclusive Maquette. Standing 18-inches tall, with a base that resembles a rooftop and chimney, Elvira prepares to deliver some very interesting toys to all the boys and girls on Santa’s […]

Give yourself or your kids a fun project with these DIY Star Wars Snowflakes. They’re fun to make, and you’ll end up with awesomely geeky winter decorations for your house. They have templates for many favorite Star Wars characters: Darth Vader, Stormtrooper, Yoda, Boba Fett, […]

The queen of Halloween is ready to reign supreme on the Elvira Mistress Of The Dark Photo Girls T-Shirt. Trick or treat, the queen of Halloween has something sweet for you to… wear. Yeah, it doesn’t rhyme but that’s okay. Elvira, the curvy horror movie […]

Why do you want Elvira, Mistress of the Dark: A Photographic Retrospective of the Queen of Halloween? Because the icon known as Elvira hasn’t been shackled by the confines of October 31 for a very long time. Besides, she has a great pair of… legs. […]

The Mistress of the Dark offers unpleasant dreams as the Elvira Rock Candy Vinyl Figure. Standing approximately 5-inches-tall and based on Cassandra Peterson’s iconic and sexy hostess with the mostest, Elvira joins Funko’s Rock Candy collection with her trademark beehive hairdo and tight black dress […]

The Spider-Man Snowflakes Ugly Christmas Sweater can do whatever a regular sweater can do… but it does it with seriously sexy spider style. Nothing says Christmas like a giant spider on your chest so celebrate the holidays like everyone’s favorite wallcrawler, because you know chances […]

The merc with the mouth is now a Deadpool & Snowflakes Holiday Sweater. Deck the halls with Wade Wilson this holiday season. This “ugly” sweater for both men and women is not ugly at all. Because the holidays are all about the man in the […]

Have you been naughty? From the look captured in the Elvira Mistress Of The Dark Statue, the woman who used to be known as the hostess with the mostest (bewbz) thinks you’ve been very naughty… and the whip is a good clue as to what […]

I hope you’re getting ready for this year’s Christmas festivities with an appropriate sweater. GeekAlerts has shown you several just in case you don’t have one; but for those of you that like to squeak by on the bare minimum, this He-Man She-Ra Christmas Faux […]

Knit holiday sweaters; you either love ’em or hate ’em. However, the Cthulhu Christmas Sweater is an atrocity that’s too funny to pass up. The model wearing this sweater is working it in a big way. He is just radiating holiday cheer. He’s like, “Ebenezer […]

A close rival to the Cthulhu Christmas Sweater, the Krampus Sweater is the holiday sweater that adult authority figures might want to wear to remind belligerent kids to shape up, or else… You know it’s the first thing you’ll want to throw on those cold, […]