Elvira Mistress Of The Dark Photo Girls T-Shirt

Why do you want Elvira, Mistress of the Dark: A Photographic Retrospective of the Queen of Halloween? Because the icon known as Elvira hasn’t been shackled by the confines of October 31 for a very long time. Besides, she has a great pair of… legs. […]

The Mistress of the Dark becomes the Mistress of Christmas with the Elvira’s Scary Christmas Exclusive Maquette. Standing 18-inches tall, with a base that resembles a rooftop and chimney, Elvira prepares to deliver some very interesting toys to all the boys and girls on Santa’s […]

The Mistress of the Dark offers unpleasant dreams as the Elvira Rock Candy Vinyl Figure. Standing approximately 5-inches-tall and based on Cassandra Peterson’s iconic and sexy hostess with the mostest, Elvira joins Funko’s Rock Candy collection with her trademark beehive hairdo and tight black dress […]

Have you been naughty? From the look captured in the Elvira Mistress Of The Dark Statue, the woman who used to be known as the hostess with the mostest (bewbz) thinks you’ve been very naughty… and the whip is a good clue as to what […]

The Queen of Horror has many adoring fans, which makes the Elvira “Your Heart Belongs to Me” Maquette horrifically appropriate. This 14.5-inch-tall statue from Tweeterhead has Elvira shedding her iconic black dress for a glittery red outfit as she displays her love for her fans […]

Horror, humor, and curves all come together for Elvira in Coffin, providing the perfect decoration for anyone that’s ever wondered how the Mistress of the Dark is available to defy gravity with nothing but a simple black dress. Fans of Elvira don’t get to see […]

The Queen of Scream becomes the Queen of Ugly Christmas Sweaters with this Elvira Sweater. Remember when Elvira would end every episode of Movie Macabre by saying ‘Unpleasant dreams’? This sweater is what she was talking about. Made of 100% acrylic, this sweater brings together […]

Sexy costumes are popular for Halloween, and geeky girls don’t have to be left out or resort to being yet another Slave Leia or sexy Padme Amidala. There are actually plenty of other Super Sexy Halloween Costumes for female geeks to wear beyond the Star […]

The Queen of Halloween has had a Funko spell cast on her, transforming the hostess with the mostest into the Elvira Pop! Vinyl Figure. You won’t have unpleasant dreams with this approximately 3 3/4-inch-tall figure looking over you. Dressed in her iconic black dress, complete […]

When the sun goes down and the spirits wander about, the Mistress of the Dark T-Shirt is the perfect shirt to wear. Maybe you’re a fan of cheesy horror movies or maybe you were won over by her feature film, but Elvira, the former late-night […]

Congratulations to Queen Elizabeth II for her 60-year reign on the British throne. In honor of her service, Kikkerland has created a Limited Edition Jubilee Commemorative Solar Queen that waves when her purse is activated by light, just in time for the queen’s Diamond Jubilee. […]

Last Halloween GeekAlerts introduced you to 12 Super Sexy Halloween Costumes, many of which are still available this year, so we thought we would show you a few more for your upcoming Halloween parties. The Sexy Ladies Halloween Party Costumes are sure to be a […]