Elvira “Your Heart Belongs to Me” Maquette

The queen of Halloween is ready to reign supreme on the Elvira Mistress Of The Dark Photo Girls T-Shirt. Trick or treat, the queen of Halloween has something sweet for you to… wear. Yeah, it doesn’t rhyme but that’s okay. Elvira, the curvy horror movie […]

The Mistress of the Dark offers unpleasant dreams as the Elvira Rock Candy Vinyl Figure. Standing approximately 5-inches-tall and based on Cassandra Peterson’s iconic and sexy hostess with the mostest, Elvira joins Funko’s Rock Candy collection with her trademark beehive hairdo and tight black dress […]

The Mistress of the Dark becomes the Mistress of Christmas with the Elvira’s Scary Christmas Exclusive Maquette. Standing 18-inches tall, with a base that resembles a rooftop and chimney, Elvira prepares to deliver some very interesting toys to all the boys and girls on Santa’s […]

Why do you want Elvira, Mistress of the Dark: A Photographic Retrospective of the Queen of Halloween? Because the icon known as Elvira hasn’t been shackled by the confines of October 31 for a very long time. Besides, she has a great pair of… legs. […]

Horror, humor, and curves all come together for Elvira in Coffin, providing the perfect decoration for anyone that’s ever wondered how the Mistress of the Dark is available to defy gravity with nothing but a simple black dress. Fans of Elvira don’t get to see […]

Have you been naughty? From the look captured in the Elvira Mistress Of The Dark Statue, the woman who used to be known as the hostess with the mostest (bewbz) thinks you’ve been very naughty… and the whip is a good clue as to what […]

The Queen of Scream becomes the Queen of Ugly Christmas Sweaters with this Elvira Sweater. Remember when Elvira would end every episode of Movie Macabre by saying ‘Unpleasant dreams’? This sweater is what she was talking about. Made of 100% acrylic, this sweater brings together […]

The Queen of Halloween has had a Funko spell cast on her, transforming the hostess with the mostest into the Elvira Pop! Vinyl Figure. You won’t have unpleasant dreams with this approximately 3 3/4-inch-tall figure looking over you. Dressed in her iconic black dress, complete […]

The whole gang has finally arrived at 1313 Mockingbird Lane with the Grandpa Munster Maquette appearing on the scene. Measuring 11-inches tall, the wise-cracking vampire once known as Dracula relaxes on his comfy electric chair, enjoying a cigar and the latest edition of Playghoul magazine, […]

Fans of the classic 1966 Batman television series know the Catwoman Emerald Edition Maquette would be a purrrrfect addition to their Bat collectibles because it features Batman’s sexy nemesis doing what she does best. Well, I guess what the curvy cat burglar does best is […]

You know that expression when someone says a person has “a heart of gold.” Sometimes we geeks take things so literally that we start imagining anatomical hearts of gold that look like the one in this Heart of Gold Lapel Pin. Give this pin to […]

When you’re talking large and in charge, you’re talking about the shiny, walking weapon from the movie, “Thor,” that’s depicted with the Thor Destroyer Maquette. This bad boy has gone toe to toe with the Thunder God himself and managed to show ol’ Goldilocks he […]