Even the most feared villains in the universe need to take time and chill out every now and then, which is exactly the sight you’re treated to with the Dark Lord Happy Hour T-Shirt.
Personally, I think I’d discover I wasn’t as thirsty as I thought I was if I walked into a bar and saw Darth Vader, Sauron, and Lord Voldemort knocking back some brewskies. It’s possible they might be a little more laid-back when they’re in party mode, but why take the chance? After all, if a bar fight breaks out, the chances of survival for a mere mortal probably aren’t that great.
Also, what are the chances that these guys are happy drunks? After all, one can’t even kill a kid that’s still training to be a wizard, one can’t get his hands on his precious ring, and the last guy probably has the rottenest luck of all of them because he’s having serious problems bonding with his son.
You can get the Dark Lord Happy Hour T-Shirt for $24.54 at RedBubble.com.