The worth of human lives is immeasurable. If you live the high life and feel like you have some enemies on the side that might be out to get you, then you probably need something like this Bulletproof Men’s Polo Shirt. All jokes aside, this shirt can actually save your life, and if you can shell out over three grand for it, then why not?
The Bulletproof Men’s Polo Shirt is fitted with three levels of protection:
- OPTION IIA: 9mm / 40 Smith and Wesson FMJ
- OPTION II: 9mm / .357 Magnum / 38 Super / Mini Uzi submachine gun
- OPTION IIIA: Uzi machine gun / MP5,MP9 submachine gun / 44 Magnum SJHP / Stab-proof
The great thing is that it looks just like a regular, old polo shirt to everyone else, so your enemies will be none the wiser.
Bulletproof Men’s Polo Shirt
This anti-ballistic (bullet proof) polo shirt takes safety to an altogether new level. Designed by Colombian designer Miguel Caballero for his Black Label Collection, which is world renowned “high-security fashion.” High profile clients include action hero Steven Seagal, King Abdullah of Jordan, President Hugo Chavez of Venezuela, President Alvaro Uribe of Colombia, Prince Felipe of Spain, and other notable V.I.P.’s.
The Bulletproof Men’s Polo Shirt is available online from Fresh Polos for $3,475.
3 Comments
If that is how you look like and it is bulletproof, then that thing will surely sell well. It looks so good and natural.
I agree. If you can really provide that much protection in such a nonchalant fashion, then it will sell fast.
(Now all they need are undershirts, and I’m set.)
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