What Happened? Bandages
It would be nice if bandages were more descriptive and actually told people how you got hurt, instead of just covering your wound. Well, What Happened? Bandages will let everyone know just what happened.
Apply each one to the appropriate wound. Did you get hurt jousting? In a Dance off? Was it Ninjas? Let people know how you got hurt. It makes for good conversation and will make you feel tough while other people smile. It even includes a shark bite bandage.
These bandages make a great novelty gift and they are just $7. from Urban Outfitters.