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Normally I would want to keep the creepy crawlies off of my toast, but in this case, I think I am just fine with having a spider on my toast. This Spider-Man Toaster will put Spidey’s spider logo right on your toast. Are your Spidey senses tingling? It may not be an enemy. You [...]

If you have ever wanted to see what goes on inside of your toaster then the Retro Window Toaster is for you. It takes some of the mystery out of making toast and gives you a good show to watch. This toaster has a 2-Slice capacity and a nifty window that lets you view [...]

Themed toasters can be a fun way to start your day. This officially licensed Domo Toaster will have you grinning as wide as our apple hating friend when the two slice toaster toasts a picture of Domo’s likeness on each piece of bread. Domo Toaster Officially Licensed Product Compact Two-Slice [...]

Everyone loves toast. You will love this USB Toaster Hub and Thumbdrives even more. Okay, maybe you won’t if your love of toast is really obsessive, but you can’t help but find this bud with matching thumbdrives cute. This USB Hub is shaped like a mini toaster and the matching thumb-drives are [...]

If you eat all your sliced bread toasted, then you need the Crisp Collapsible Toaster. Toasters aren’t exactly very commonplace in hotels or offices, so why not carry your own with you if you can? The Crisp is the one and only toaster you can carry along with you because of its portability and [...]

Whether you love or hate Obama, this Obama Toaster should let you express your feelings. If you love him, then you will now have his image burnt into your morning toast. If you don’t like him, put him on toast and gobble him up. No matter what your political views, people from both sides [...]

Toasted sandwiches are the best, but they’re so much better when you can share them with your buddy. With the Wallace and Gromit Sandwich Toaster, you can make two delicious sandwiches stamped with either a picture of the words “Cracking toast, Gromit!” or with a print of the two [...]

Most of the writers here at GeekAlerts are simple people, don’t ask for much, and appreciate things like a nice piece of toast. You’ve seen the Star Wars Toaster and Pop Art Toaster, and now the Hello Kitty Toaster is here to ensure that everyone has a chance to start their day off with [...]

I prefer to use the oven toaster to heat up leftovers like pizza, burgers, and sandwiches because all the microwave manages to do it is turn some otherwise good food into a rubbery mess. Although, the one thing I hate about toasters is having to clean up the trays or the grills; which is [...]

Hot Dogs are an American pastime, as much as Apple Pie and beer. But if you want a good hot dog, you have to cook it right. The Retro Series Pop-Up Hot Dog Toaster will help you make perfect hot dogs every time. It features adjustable heat controls, a removable hot dog basket and [...]

Plain toast is so old fashioned. These days you can enjoy toast featuring Darth Vader, Mickey Mouse, or Pirate Skulls. Most recently we showed you the Peace Symbol Toaster, which had all the hippies saying “far out man!” Now we have a toaster that is totally dope, the Burnt Impressions [...]

Friends of the Earth, anti-establishment types, tree huggers and Peace lovers in general will love this Peace Sign Toaster. We all love toast, but this toaster is ready to burn a peace symbol on your bread. When everyone sits down to breakfast, everyone will know that you are all about peace. And a piece [...]

Cold sandwiches are delicious, but when sandwiches get toasted and the cheese inside melts and turns all gooey, sandwiches magically turn into comfort food. Many sandwich joints and delis have figured out and profited from this phenomenon. Arby’s, Quiznos and now Subway are some of them. For [...]

I like how gadgets make everyday living a whole lot easier. The Egg-and-Muffin 2-Slice Toaster and Egg Poacher toasts up your bread and serves you up some finely poached eggs all [...]

If the Darth Vader Toaster or Pop Art Toaster doesn’t quite put a smile or smirk on your face in the morning, perhaps the Stupid Toaster by David & [...]