Design

Star Wars Death Star Toaster

June 28, 2016 Marty Shaw 0

Unleash the full might of the Empire with the Star Wars Death Star Toaster. Sure, with Star Wars: The Force Awakens, we got to see the Starkiller Base but the Death Star is still the ultimate in awesomeness when it comes to weapons that can […]

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Taco Shell Toaster

January 22, 2015 Marty Shaw 0

Tacos are awesome. Taco shells from the store kinda suck. Keep the awesome and avoid the suck with the Taco Shell Toaster. I love tacos, but buying taco shells at the store is sort of like playing the lottery. How many shells will be broken […]

Camper Bus Toaster
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VW Camper Bus Toaster

July 23, 2014 Conner Flynn 0

This VW Camper Bus Toaster will be the perfect addition to your camper bus, even if you will get crumbs all over your interior. It comes in a gift box for gift giving too. This is the hippest toaster you can buy that matches your […]

Toasted Selfies
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Toasted Selfies

July 15, 2014 Marty Shaw 0

Enter a new dimension in eating with Toasted Selfies, the toaster that lets you personalize your toast. Forget about seeing your name in lights or your face on the big screen. What you really want is to see your smiling face in the scorch marks […]

Brave Frakkin' Toaster T-Shirt
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Brave Frakkin’ Toaster T-Shirt

May 15, 2014 Marty Shaw 0

Most people don’t usually think of Disney and Battlestar Galactica at the same time because having Mickey Mouse and Colonel Tigh in the same thought could be disastrous. However, the Brave Frakkin’ Toaster T-Shirt proves that at least one brave soul was willing to mash […]

Darth Vader Toaster
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Darth Vader Toaster

March 28, 2014 Marty Shaw 0

Come to the Dark Side. We have toast, and the Darth Vader Toaster will remind you of who’s in charge as you munch on the breakfast of Imperial officers everywhere… or at least in a galaxy far, far away. This Darth Vader-shaped toaster used the […]

Watchmen Rorschach Toaster
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Watchmen Rorschach Toaster

December 23, 2013 Conner Flynn 1

Fans of the Watchmen will enjoy sharing their morning meal with Rorschach since his face will be on your toast. This Watchmen Rorschach Toaster makes breakfast time fun and geeky. This Watchmen Rorschach Toaster will brand Rorshach’s face mask onto slices of bread. Enough said! […]

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Spider-Man Toaster

February 26, 2013 Conner Flynn 0

Normally I would want to keep the creepy crawlies off of my toast, but in this case, I think I am just fine with having a spider on my toast. This Spider-Man Toaster will put Spidey’s spider logo right on your toast. Are your Spidey […]

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Retro Window Toaster

February 11, 2013 Conner Flynn 0

If you have ever wanted to see what goes on inside of your toaster then the Retro Window Toaster is for you. It takes some of the mystery out of making toast and gives you a good show to watch. This toaster has a 2-Slice […]

Domo Toaster
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Domo Toaster

December 19, 2012 James Kelly 0

Themed toasters can be a fun way to start your day. This officially licensed Domo Toaster will have you grinning as wide as our apple hating friend when the two slice toaster toasts a picture of Domo’s likeness on each piece of bread. Domo Toaster […]

USB Toaster Hub and Thumbdrives
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USB Toaster Hub and Thumbdrives

August 7, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

Everyone loves toast. You will love this USB Toaster Hub and Thumbdrives even more. Okay, maybe you won’t if your love of toast is really obsessive, but you can’t help but find this bud with matching thumbdrives cute. This USB Hub is shaped like a […]

Crisp Collapsible Toaster
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Crisp Collapsible Toaster

April 19, 2012 Hazel Chua 0

If you eat all your sliced bread toasted, then you need the Crisp Collapsible Toaster. Toasters aren’t exactly very commonplace in hotels or offices, so why not carry your own with you if you can? The Crisp is the one and only toaster you can carry […]

Obama Toaster
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Obama Toaster

February 21, 2012 Conner Flynn 1

Whether you love or hate Obama, this Obama Toaster should let you express your feelings. If you love him, then you will now have his image burnt into your morning toast. If you don’t like him, put him on toast and gobble him up. No […]

Wallace and Gromit Sandwich Toaster
Food

Wallace and Gromit Sandwich Toaster

February 18, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

Toasted sandwiches are the best, but they’re so much better when you can share them with your buddy. With the Wallace and Gromit Sandwich Toaster, you can make two delicious sandwiches stamped with either a picture of the words “Cracking toast, Gromit!” or with a print of […]

Hello Kitty Toaster
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Hello Kitty Toaster

December 12, 2011 James Kelly 2

Most of the writers here at GeekAlerts are simple people, don’t ask for much, and appreciate things like a nice piece of toast. You’ve seen the Star Wars Toaster and Pop Art Toaster, and now the Hello Kitty Toaster is here to ensure that everyone […]

Toast It Toaster Bags
Food

Toast It Toaster Bags

December 10, 2011 Hazel Chua 0

I prefer to use the oven toaster to heat up leftovers like pizza, burgers, and sandwiches because all the microwave manages to do it is turn some otherwise good food into a rubbery mess. Although, the one thing I hate about toasters is having to […]

Retro Series Pop-Up Hot Dog Toaster
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Retro Series Pop-Up Hot Dog Toaster

November 1, 2011 Conner Flynn 0

Hot Dogs are an American pastime, as much as Apple Pie and beer. But if you want a good hot dog, you have to cook it right. The Retro Series Pop-Up Hot Dog Toaster will help you make perfect hot dogs every time. It features […]

Burnt Impressions Marijuana Hemp Leaf Toaster
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Burnt Impressions Marijuana Leaf Toaster

October 7, 2011 Ryan Cooper 1

Plain toast is so old fashioned. These days you can enjoy toast featuring Darth Vader, Mickey Mouse, or Pirate Skulls. Most recently we showed you the Peace Symbol Toaster, which had all the hippies saying “far out man!” Now we have a toaster that is […]

Peace Sign Toaster
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Peace Sign Toaster

October 3, 2011 Conner Flynn 1

Friends of the Earth, anti-establishment types, tree huggers and Peace lovers in general will love this Peace Sign Toaster. We all love toast, but this toaster is ready to burn a peace symbol on your bread. When everyone sits down to breakfast, everyone will know […]

Diablo Stovetop Toasted Sandwich Snack Maker
Design

Diablo Sandwich Toaster

August 21, 2011 Patra Beaulieu 0

Cold sandwiches are delicious, but when sandwiches get toasted and the cheese inside melts and turns all gooey, sandwiches magically turn into comfort food. Many sandwich joints and delis have figured out and profited from this phenomenon. Arby’s, Quiznos and now Subway are some of them. For times when you don’t […]