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Most of the writers here at GeekAlerts are simple people, don’t ask for much, and appreciate things like a nice piece of toast. You’ve seen the Star Wars Toaster and Pop Art Toaster, and now the Hello Kitty Toaster is here to ensure that everyone has a chance to start their day off with a [...]

I prefer to use the oven toaster to heat up leftovers like pizza, burgers, and sandwiches because all the microwave manages to do it is turn some otherwise good food into a rubbery mess. Although, the one thing I hate about toasters is having to clean up the trays or the grills; which is why [...]

Hot Dogs are an American pastime, as much as Apple Pie and beer. But if you want a good hot dog, you have to cook it right. The Retro Series Pop-Up Hot Dog Toaster will help you make perfect hot dogs every time. It features adjustable heat controls, a removable hot dog basket and drip [...]

Plain toast is so old fashioned. These days you can enjoy toast featuring Darth Vader, Mickey Mouse, or Pirate Skulls. Most recently we showed you the Peace Symbol Toaster, which had all the hippies saying “far out man!” Now we have a toaster that is totally dope, the Burnt Impressions Marijuana Hemp Leaf Toaster. This [...]

Friends of the Earth, anti-establishment types, tree huggers and Peace lovers in general will love this Peace Sign Toaster. We all love toast, but this toaster is ready to burn a peace symbol on your bread. When everyone sits down to breakfast, everyone will know that you are all about peace. And a piece of [...]

Cold sandwiches are delicious, but when sandwiches get toasted and the cheese inside melts and turns all gooey, sandwiches magically turn into comfort food. Many sandwich joints and delis have figured out and profited from this phenomenon. Arby’s, Quiznos and now Subway are some of them. For times when you don’t want to leave the house to get your toasted-sandwich fix, you [...]

I like how gadgets make everyday living a whole lot easier. The Egg-and-Muffin 2-Slice Toaster and Egg Poacher toasts up your bread and serves you up some finely poached eggs all at once.

If the Darth Vader Toaster or Pop Art Toaster doesn’t quite put a smile or smirk on your face in the morning, perhaps the Stupid Toaster by David & Goliath will.

Remember those nights when you were still a kid, roasting marshmallows and smores around the campfire? Now you can enjoy these tasty treats right in the comforts of your very own home with the S’More To Love S’More Maker.

Toast used to be plain and boring until options like Darth Vader Toast, Disney Toast, and Pirate Toast came along. Now there are additional options thanks to the Pop Art Toaster. Perfect for those of us who aren’t morning people, you get a funky frownie face in your toast and your choice of “Bite Me” [...]

If you eat toast for breakfast while listening to the radio, you need the Breville Radio Toaster Radio. With two wide toast slots and an adjustable browning control, it can make your toast just right. Plus, the radio has 10 channel presets, so it is easy to switch between stations.

If the Darth Vader Toaster feels a bit too dark for your taste, here’s a model that prints your toasts with Disney characters like Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck instead.