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Dragon Bath Tissue Holder

Dragon Bath Tissue Holder

What good is a Knight Toilet Paper Holder if he doesn’t have a Dragon to battle? This realistic looking Dragon Bath Tissue Holder may have friends and family thinking twice before they enter your lair bathroom. This medieval-style toilet tissue valet guards your bathroom bounty with Gothic flair! [...]

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Skel-E-Gnome Garden Statues

Skel-E-Gnome Garden Statues

The typical garden gnome is known to be pudgy and jolly-looking, but Skel-E-Gnome Garden Statues are a rare group of gnomes that are as bony as can be. You can never have too many lawn ornaments, right? And when you have gnomes in your garden, they bring all sorts of luck and sprinkle magic [...]

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Duffy The Disney Bear

Duffy The Disney Bear

Do you like Walt Disney but have something against mice wearing big, white gloves? Duffy the Disney Bear sounds like the answer for you. Duffy is a unique Disney character because you won’t find him in any Disney movies or TV shows, but you can find the cuddly guy wandering around the Disney theme [...]

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No Pausing Pooch Lawn Sign

No Pausing Pooch Lawn Sign

This No Pausing Pooch Lawn Sign might stroke your neighbors the wrong way, but its message is as clear as day. I’m a proud dog owner, and accept responsibility for any harm my dog does to anyone or their property. When I take Max out, I try to steer him towards public property when [...]

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LED Outdoor Blossom Tree

LED Blossom Tree

Some geeks are better at keeping electronics alive compared to living objects such as plants. If this is you then you ought to have an LED Blossom Tree in your house that blooms all year long, instead of trying to raise a real tree that will eventually die from neglect. Blossoming trees are so [...]

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Design Toscano Sheng Kwong Metal Gong

Sheng Kwong Metal Gong

Do you know anyone who owns a real gong? I don’t know a soul who owns one, but I think a gong would come in extra handy in loud households or to get the attention of family members with selective hearing. The Sheng Kwong Metal Gong would be a great first choice in case you [...]

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Knight Toilet Paper Holder

Knight Toilet Paper Holder

I’m not sure whom this knight ticked off to deserve dispensing toilet paper, but he must’ve royally screwed up. To have the most chivalrous water closet in the land, you can count on the trusty Knight Toilet Paper Holder. Don’t feel bad about offending his nostrils. It’s rumored [...]

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WrenchWare Tire Bowl

Wrenchware Tire Bowl

If you’re into racin’, truckin’, or just cars and trucks in general, the Tire Bowl lets you bring your passion to the dining room table, and you don’t have to worry about grease or tire treads on the floor. You can give your friends a special treat in more ways than one when they [...]

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Skybar Wine Preservation & Serving System

Skybar Wine Preservation and Optimization System

Wow, wine on tap?! Now you can throw epic wine and cheese parties and serve your guests wine poured fresh from the Skybar Wine Preservation and Optimization System. Presentation is everything when it comes to wine. This wine-dispensing system sets the stage for embellishing your most cherished wines, [...]

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Meerkat Garden Stake Statues

Meerkat Garden Stakes

Meerkats are some of the cutest little critters ever. Their behavior is very fascinating, too. They’re socially refined, they’re quick, and they’re the ultimate pros when it comes to looking out for predators. While most of us will never own a colony of meerkats as pets, you will be [...]

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Nightfall Gargoyle Chandelier

Nightfall Gargoyle Chandelier

If you’re in need of a stunning light fixture for your lair, consider this Nightfall Gargoyle Chandelier. Measuring almost two and a half feet in length, this detailed gargoyle is clutching a glowing orb (i.e. your light) in it’s vicious talons. It would match great with your Dragon Throne. [...]

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Box of Laughter

Box of Laughter

Maybe money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you a few laughs when you get the Box of Laughter. Humor is an art, and like every other art form out there, it’s highly subjective. Maybe your view of what’s funny is seen as lame lacking in certain areas. Fortunately, you no longer [...]

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Greetings Dog Sniffing Doormat

Dog Greeting Doormat

If you’re a dog owner, you probably know a thing or two about how to keep cool when your dog decides to say hello other dogs. Usually after you and the other dog owners exchange sheepish grins, nervously chuckle and get over the initial embarrassment, you end up laughing at the whole situation. [...]

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I Love You More Throw

I Love You More Blanket

Most geeks rise to greatness because their moms have loved and nurtured them through the good and bad. Next month is the time to show your mom just how much you love her back, which is more. Give her the I Love You More Blanket for Mother’s Day. Since saying “I love you more” once [...]

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AnyBook Reader

AnyBook Reader

There were times when my mom would miss reading me my bedtime story because she was still doing some overtime work at the office. I don’t hold it against her, because I know she was working for our future and all that. But I have to admit, I remember that I would have difficulty [...]

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