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The Shot Flask

The Shot Flask

Sometimes you need a little drink. Sometimes you need a large one. Either way, The Shot Flask will be your best buddy, always there when you need it. Does your flask have a built in shot glass? I didn’t think so. This one does. In fact, it’s a collapsible 2 ounce shooter that can be [...]

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Christmas Dinner in a Can

Christmas Dinner in a Can

Christmas Dinner can be a real hassle between making sure that the food is made and putting up with your relatives. Why not make it easy this year and serve Christmas Dinner in a Can? Maybe you burnt the turkey or the neighbor’s dog ran off with it. Whatever predicament you are in, Christmas Dinner [...]

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Printed Christmas Tree Poster

Printed Christmas Tree Poster

If you a fan of Christmas but not of the mess that usually accompanies it, you might want to get the Printed Christmas Tree Poster. Less maintenance than even the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree, this poster is sure to keep your floor pine needle free. The poster measures approximately 61.6cm(W) x 153cm(H) [...]

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Air Swimmers Angry Birds RC Red Bird

Air Swimmers Angry Birds RC Red Bird

If you’re a human, then the Air Swimmers RC Zombie Shark could be rather frightening at first sight. But if you’re a nasty green pig then it’s the Air Swimmers Angry Birds RC Red Bird that will have you squealing with fear. Bring this remote control Angry Bird floater to a birthday [...]

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Bubblewrap 2013 Calendar

2013 Bubble Wrap Calendar

Bubblewrap must be popped. It just has to. You can’t stop yourself. That’s why this 2013 Bubble Wrap Calendar features individual, extra-large bubbles for every day of the year. Make everyday exciting and start it with a pop. Each date is clearly printed of course, but the weekends are in [...]

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Star Wars Princess Leia Bathrobe

Star Wars Princess Leia Bathrobe

You want to be treated like royalty. Nothing wrong with that, but you don’t want to be treated like regular royalty. You want to be treated like Star Wars royalty. Your path to the castle begins with the Star Wars Princess Leia Bathrobe because you have to look the part before you earn the respect [...]

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Whisky Advent Calendar

Whisky Advent Calendar

Oh tidings of comfort and joy! One way to get pumped about Christmas is to set up an advent calendar on the first of December. Usually we see calendars filled with toys like LEGO or candy, but here’s another idea: you could start the countdown with twenty-four bottled gulps of different whiskies on [...]

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gun comb

Gun Comb

Son of a gun! It’s a comb. Now you can comb your hair with lots of fine-tooth attitude when you pull out the Gun Comb. Who knew that being well-groomed was just as important as your second amendment right? The gun comb is even slick enough for James Bond, Lara Croft, or Tony Soprano to use. [...]

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Personalised Christmas Wrapping Paper

Personalized Christmas Wrapping Paper

Wrapping paper with Santa, elves and reindeer are all well and good, but why not personalize it with Personalized Christmas Wrapping Paper? It features a Merry Christmas phrase in multiple fonts and colors, but even better, you can add up to 30 characters of your own. It can be names, jokes, geek phrases, [...]

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pinhead iphone dock

Pinhead Dock For iPhone

This Pinhead Dock For iPhone is literally a real Pinhead. He’s compatible with iPhone 3, 3g, 4 & 4s and iPod Touch & Nano. Just connect your existing 30-pin cable to the rear of Pinhead and your device will now have two feet of it’s very own. Pinhead will look great on your desk and [...]

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Pac-Man Plug 'n' Play

Pac-Man Plug ‘n’ Play Console

Are you looking to relive some 8-bit action? If so, the Pac-Man Plug ‘n’ Play Console might be just the fix you’re looking for. Packed with 12 original 8-bit games, this portable console is a fun way to enjoy those cold winter days while stuck indoors. The controller features a retro [...]

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The World's Best Christmas Jumpers Ever

The World’s Best Christmas Sweaters

GeekAlerts has shown you several funny holiday sweaters in the past (Cthulhu Christmas Sweater, Krampus Sweater) and even a few every day sweaters like the Soft Kitty V-Neck and Toddland UFO Sheep Sweater, but nothing tops The World’s Best Christmas Sweaters…The title confirms it, sorry With [...]

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Instant Regret Chocolate Bar

Instant Regret Chocolate Bar

If you’re trying to avoid the sweets but have an undeniable love for chocolate, the Instant Regret Chocolate Bar is exactly what you need to teach you to avoid chocolate as if your life (or at least your taste buds) depended on it…the same goes for the Instant Regret Vodka. The ‘instant [...]

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Discworld Ales

Discworld Ales

Terry Pratchett created a mesmerizing, mind-blowing series of books when he wrote Discworld, and the Discworld Ales will put you in the right frame of mind to hang with bumbling (but very lucky) wizard Rincewind and the rest of the denizens of the platter-shaped world that rests on the backs of elephants [...]

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Big Face Pug T-Shirt

Big Face Pug T-Shirt

When guys fail to be recognized by their good looks, brains, and charming personalities, they might then decide to use cute dogs to get positive attention in public. But a much easier way and cheaper way to get noticed is to wear the Big Face Pug T-Shirt. Who doesn’t love the face of a Pug? [...]

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