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gun comb

Gun Comb

Son of a gun! It’s a comb. Now you can comb your hair with lots of fine-tooth attitude when you pull out the Gun Comb. Who knew that being well-groomed was just as important as your second amendment right? The gun comb is even slick enough for James Bond, Lara Croft, or Tony Soprano to use. [...]

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Personalised Christmas Wrapping Paper

Personalized Christmas Wrapping Paper

Wrapping paper with Santa, elves and reindeer are all well and good, but why not personalize it with Personalized Christmas Wrapping Paper? It features a Merry Christmas phrase in multiple fonts and colors, but even better, you can add up to 30 characters of your own. It can be names, jokes, geek phrases, [...]

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pinhead iphone dock

Pinhead Dock For iPhone

This Pinhead Dock For iPhone is literally a real Pinhead. He’s compatible with iPhone 3, 3g, 4 & 4s and iPod Touch & Nano. Just connect your existing 30-pin cable to the rear of Pinhead and your device will now have two feet of it’s very own. Pinhead will look great on your desk and [...]

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Pac-Man Plug 'n' Play

Pac-Man Plug ‘n’ Play Console

Are you looking to relive some 8-bit action? If so, the Pac-Man Plug ‘n’ Play Console might be just the fix you’re looking for. Packed with 12 original 8-bit games, this portable console is a fun way to enjoy those cold winter days while stuck indoors. The controller features a retro [...]

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The World's Best Christmas Jumpers Ever

The World’s Best Christmas Sweaters

GeekAlerts has shown you several funny holiday sweaters in the past (Cthulhu Christmas Sweater, Krampus Sweater) and even a few every day sweaters like the Soft Kitty V-Neck and Toddland UFO Sheep Sweater, but nothing tops The World’s Best Christmas Sweaters…The title confirms it, sorry With [...]

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Instant Regret Chocolate Bar

Instant Regret Chocolate Bar

If you’re trying to avoid the sweets but have an undeniable love for chocolate, the Instant Regret Chocolate Bar is exactly what you need to teach you to avoid chocolate as if your life (or at least your taste buds) depended on it…the same goes for the Instant Regret Vodka. The ‘instant [...]

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Discworld Ales

Discworld Ales

Terry Pratchett created a mesmerizing, mind-blowing series of books when he wrote Discworld, and the Discworld Ales will put you in the right frame of mind to hang with bumbling (but very lucky) wizard Rincewind and the rest of the denizens of the platter-shaped world that rests on the backs of elephants [...]

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Big Face Pug T-Shirt

Big Face Pug T-Shirt

When guys fail to be recognized by their good looks, brains, and charming personalities, they might then decide to use cute dogs to get positive attention in public. But a much easier way and cheaper way to get noticed is to wear the Big Face Pug T-Shirt. Who doesn’t love the face of a Pug? [...]

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Heated Sock Animals

Heated Sock Animals

Sock animals are fun. How can these cute and cuddly little animals get any better? By being Heated Sock Animals. That makes them extra cozy. Who needs an electric blanket when you can hug a heated animal? Choose from six cute critters that are fully microwaveable and infused with the aroma of French [...]

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Instagram Chocolate Card

Instagram Chocolate Card

Instagrams are all over the Interwebz these days, providing wisdom and laughter wherever they go, but you can’t eat them; not even if you print them out. The Instagram Chocolate Card adds the extra dimension of taste by letting you have a photo and personalized message printed onto a piece of [...]

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Pac-Man IR Racers

Pac-Man IR Racers

The iconic video game explodes off the screen in a brand-new way with the Pac-Man IR Racers, letting you either enjoy chasing the popular yellow ball with the insatiable appetite or feel the excitement of outrunning your ruby-colored pursuer. I loved Pac-Man back in the 80’s, and these [...]

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Bond Height Chart

Bond Height Chart

When you have a growing child, it’s traditional to stand them up against the wall now and then and mark the wall to see how much they have grown. Well, now you can measure your child’s height (or your own) with this Bond Height Chart. See how you measure up to 007 himself. This makes [...]

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Flavorlopes

Flavorlopes

I don’t know about you, but I hate the taste when I lick an envelope to seal it. That’s an odd thing these days since most of my work is done through the computer, but it is still gross. Well, Flavorlopes will take care of this and give you something nice to taste when you [...]

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Berlin Boombox

Berlin Boombox

The 80’s are gone but I know I can’t be the only one that would like to see the iconic boombox make a comeback, right? The Berlin Boombox lets you rock it old-school by combining modern technology, cardboard, and 80’s stylishness. iPhones and iPods are great when it comes to always [...]

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Instant Regret 100,000 Scovilles Vodka

Instant Regret 100,000 Scovilles Vodka

If you like spicy and you like alcohol, then you probably took down a shot or two of 100,000 Scovilles Hot Naga Chilli Vodka. Well if you’re still feeling brave and are ready to try another insanely hot alcohol, the Instant Regret 100,000 Scovilles Vodka awaits. From the description, it seems to be [...]

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DC Comics: The 75th Anniversary Poster Book

DC Comics fans have a real treat in this DC Comics: The 75th Anniversary Poster Book. This book celebrates 75 years of awesome heroes and awesome stories and features 100 classic covers. Whether you love Wonder Woman, Superman, the Dark Knight or Swamp Thing, there is something here for everyone. The art [...]

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The Lazy Grow Leisure Suit

The Lazy Grow Leisure Suit

If you thought your favorite track suit was the ultimate in style and comfort, then you haven’t laid eyes on the Lazy Grow Leisure Suit. This all-in-one garment might be all that you’ll ever want to wear. By day, you can step out in it to check the mail, walk the dog, or take a [...]

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