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President Barrack Obama is one powerful and influential man. Oh, what some people would give just to walk a mile or two in his shoes. People would obviously treat you differently if you were the President of the United States, and while you can never be President Obama, you could at least try (albeit [...]

So today is the big day. Green beer, Irish Pubs, little people run around, and probably a good old fashioned bar fight or two. Yeah, St. Patrick’s Day is great time for those of us old enough to hit the bars and if you want to do it in style, try out the Party [...]

Hooray, St. Patrick’s Day is coming up this weekend! Time to have a couple pints of cold, green beer. If you’re having difficulties growing fiery-red sideburns like I am, then it’s time to take a shortcut and get the complete set of Official Leprechaun Facial Fuzz. But beware. After [...]

The Emergency Mustaches give you the extra facial hair needed for those dire situations that secret agents and everyday people alike face daily. Perhaps you’re riding a lamb, and need to hide from the police. “That’s not the saying.” Or, maybe you’re sitting next to an attractive female [...]

So you’re all dressed up and ready to go to that animal party, only to find out that your friend is already wearing the Squirrel Mask. Well don’t fret, you can wear the Magical Unicorn Mask and be the life of that party. Made from latex and complete with a realistic fur mane, this [...]

Whether you are attending the latest comic con, dressing up for Halloween, or just trying to make a statement with your attire, this GlowGirl Adult costume is amazing. If TRON was all about stick figures, this is probably how the characters would have looked. Your friends will be envious of your [...]

The Squirrel Mask is a full-sized latex mask that gives you the head of a squirrel, but hopefully allows to keep your brain that isn’t the size of a walnut.  This geeky mask may seem weird and unpractical at first glance, but there are actually tons of uses for this product!   Let’s say [...]

Watching Star Wars at the theater is much, much more than pure entertainment. It’s also a gathering to unite fans from all walks of life and an opportunity to wear the best Star Wars gear you’ve got. To mark the occasion of “Star Wars Episode I Phantom Menace” hitting theaters [...]

Fans of the epic action fantasy movie Sucker Punch are going to want to get their hands on the Sucker Punch Deluxe Adult Zombie Gas Mask. This mask is perfect for Halloween parties or for your private collection of movie collectibles. If your imagination is anywhere near as good as Babydoll, then [...]

If you don’t have the genes for it, then you’ll probably have a hard time growing out your own beard. But fret not, because in this day and age there are all sorts of fake, but real-looking, stuff that you can put on and most people will be none the wiser. That is of [...]

I normally hate doing chores that would require me to don an apron, but I don’t think I’d be such a bitter homemaker if I had the Star Wars R2-D2 Apron on. It’s got a design that geeks will instantly recognize and appreciate; heck, even those who aren’t really into Star Wars will [...]

If you have nothing to wear to the ball and refuse to be caught in a traditional penguin suit, why not slip on the no-hassle Red Tuxedo Morphsuit? I was recently lucky enough to go to a dressy party, and observed that the men who attracted the most attention were the ones wearing red shirts or [...]

We’ve seen some sexy geek-approve outfits before, such as the Latex Super Mario Costume, Nintendo Gameboy Dress, and the Zombie Lingerie. Now comes the Siren Gem Tron Legacy Costume. This custom made costume is sure to please your geeky guy as a Valentine’s Day surprise or to get all the nerds [...]

Blasted barnacles! What’s this humongous thing where my arm used to be? I might be more than just a little inspired with all this pirate talk having just watched The Adventures of Tin Tin last night at the cinema. But really, you don’t have to dress like a pirate in order to find some [...]

If you’ve got a million bucks to throw around and want to go for a change in profession, then here’s something you might want to look at: the Veniamin Human Slinky Costume. It’s crazy how a costume that makes you look like a slinky could cost so much, but the company behind it is [...]