If you need help opening your bottles, why not employ a zombie to do it for you? They are used to sinking their teeth into brains anyway, so you would be saving a human. This Zombie Bottle Opener is ready and willing to do the job.
This Zombie Bottle Opener is handcrafted and made of tough urethane resin with a solid steel opener. It measures 1-3/4″ x 4-1/2″ x 2″. Let it bite into as many bottles as you want, just don’t let it bite you.
He’s kind of cute in a horrible sort of way. Only $12.95 from Neatoshop. Your guests will love it and want one for themselves.
lol a bottle opener for a twist top XD, and i have have one or more of these bottle openers!!!