The stock market is one of those things that I’ve always wanted to try investing in, but haven’t gotten around to actually doing because I just haven’t had the time to read up and learn the tricks of trading. If you’re into stocks and trading but find yourself unable to decide on whether to sell or buy sometimes, then you might want to get one of these Wall Street Guru Balls.
Just give the Wall Street Guru Ball a quick turn or shake and prepare to get some random tips and advice. Of course, you don’t have to follow the ball’s advice at all, but it can give you some quick relief. And if you’re in need of a quick pick me up, then just push the Emergency Affirmation Button for some instant happy.
Wall Street Guru Ball
- Like having your own personal broker!
- What a novel(ty) idea!
- Makes a great, wacky gift!
Want to prevent another economic meltdown? You could depend on the so-called “experts” that continually lead us down the path to disaster, but we’ve got a better option. The Wall Street Guru ball will help you weather any financial storm using the power of chance. In study after study chance outperforms knowledge when it comes to making money on Wall Street. Don’t get suckered by another fast talking banker in a suit – learn to depend on the random waves of chaos that truly guide our economic future. Just shake this 3 3/4-inches hard plastic ball and turn it over to receive sound advice like “Think Precious Metals,” “Bull Market Ahead,” and “Buy Pork Bellies.”
The Wall Street Guru Ball is available for pre-order from Entertainment Earth for $9.99.