The Drop Horror Novel Toilet Paper

Some people I know find some sort of solace in their toilet, stuffing the tiny room with magazines, comic books, and even a television set (I have a friend who actually did this, much to his wife’s chagrin.) Some have aliens to keep them company […]

Sometimes the most brilliant of ideas (not odors) manifest in the loo of all places. But seldom do we get the chance to learn a bunch of rubbish and useless facts in there. When you install the Things We Didn’t Know Toilet Paper roll, brought to you by the U.K., trips to […]

We’ve seen a lot of quirky toilet papers lately. There was the Alien Toilet Paper which is enough to give most people the creeps while doing their business. Then there was the Maze Puzzle Novelty Toilet Paper which will provide you with some in-toilet-seat entertainment […]

GeekAlerts has shown you some funny novelty toilet paper in the past (Glow in the Dark, Alien, Maze Puzzle, Asses of Evil, Measuring Tape), and we think many of you will appreciate the Barack Obama Toilet Paper. Putting politics aside, this novelty TP will help […]

You put on clothes every morning. Heck, you even dress up your best friend sometimes (not the human one, but the canine one), like with the Hot Diggity Dog Ketchup and Mustard Costume. So why not dress up your tissue rolls (or rather, cover it […]

A lot of companies have come up with products to help neat freaks along, especially in the bathroom. There’s the Poo-Pourri and Trap-a-Crap to help keep the odors at bay, while the Nano UV Wand sanitizes the toilet seat after a quick swipe or two. And […]

There are just some people who came into this world with nothing but bad or messed up intentions that just can’t be understood. Those people who have caused much pain to others, unnecessary deaths, and brought about countless wars deserve a dirty wiping on your […]

Now who was it that said that only dogs can drink out of the toilet? Now we humans can drink and even eat from the bowl with the Toilet Mug. For your small alcoholic drinks, you can drink shots out of the Toilet Bowl Shot […]

Did you just start doing your thing in the bathroom, only to realize that you left the latest issue of your magazine in the den? If you’re like a lot of people, then you enjoy reading some light material while using the bathroom. If you […]

Give your guests something to chuckle about with this Polaroll Toilet Paper Holder. This toilet paper holder looks just like a Polaroid camera, but this one dispenses toilet paper instead of film. It’s better than an actual camera in your bathroom. Your guests will love […]

Getting annoyed at people using your bathroom and not replacing the toilet paper when they finish the whole roll? Getting grossed out by guests and friends asking to use your toilet and not flushing when they’re done? Then let them know what you feel and […]

If you think that your toilet is your own personal throne and that nothing substandard should ever touch your bottom, then you might want to get several rolls of the Money Toilet Paper. It’s printed with over thousands and thousands worth of hundred dollar bills, […]