When you are sitting on the porcelain throne you don’t have anything better to do, so you might as well read a novel. The Drop Horror Novel Toilet Paper is just what you need.
Constipated? It will scare it right out of you and keep you on the edge of your seat. It was written by Koji Suzuki, author of the ‘Ring’ and ‘Spiral’ series. So you know it will be a page-tearer. You get a set of 3 toilet rolls each telling their own scary tale.
Only $17 from Firebox.com. This trilogy of terror will make the time pass quickly. So will some fiber.