When you are sitting on the porcelain throne you don’t have anything better to do, so you might as well read a novel. The Drop Horror Novel Toilet Paper is just what you need. Constipated? It will scare it right out of you and keep […]
Need to be rescued in the bathroom? Holding out for a hero on your porcelain throne? Try this Superhero Toilet Paper. With each tear, you will feel powerful as you say each sound effect out loud and wipe the crime away from your…city streets. It’s […]
This No Tear Toilet Paper will aid you in carrying off the perfect prank. It’s mean sure, but it’s also really funny. Nothing beats a good bathroom prank. Your victim is at their most vulnerable and desperate in the bathroom after all. This No Tear […]
Toilet paper is boring. That’s why so many people read books while doing their business. Because it is a boring business, but it has to be done. This Comic Toilet Roll will help make toilet time more fun. It will also make using toilet paper more […]
Tax time is no fun. Instead of pulling your hair out and letting it drive you crazy, just use this 1040 Toilet Paper. It will make you feel much better about tax time. It’s what you have always wanted to do with those over-complicated tax […]
You know how you’re in the bathroom, doing your thing, and you’re just so bored because it’s taking a longer time than usual? You can do what most people do, which is read the labels off the back of toiletry and bath products in close […]
Do you need a new toilet roll holder? Does a bear poop in the woods? Of course you do. And what better holder than a bear? As you do your business this Black Bear Toilet Roll Holder will have no choice but to grin and […]
Sometimes the most brilliant of ideas (not odors) manifest in the loo of all places. But seldom do we get the chance to learn a bunch of rubbish and useless facts in there. When you install the Things We Didn’t Know Toilet Paper roll, brought to you by the U.K., trips to […]
Thinking of going all out this Christmas season? Then you definitely should change all the regular old rolls of TP in your bathroom to the Santa Toilet Paper. Nothing can shoo away the blues better than wiping your tush with jolly images of Santa Claus […]
You put on clothes every morning. Heck, you even dress up your best friend sometimes (not the human one, but the canine one), like with the Hot Diggity Dog Ketchup and Mustard Costume. So why not dress up your tissue rolls (or rather, cover it […]
GeekAlerts has shown you some funny novelty toilet paper in the past (Glow in the Dark, Alien, Maze Puzzle, Asses of Evil, Measuring Tape), and we think many of you will appreciate the Barack Obama Toilet Paper. Putting politics aside, this novelty TP will help […]
If you think that your toilet is your own personal throne and that nothing substandard should ever touch your bottom, then you might want to get several rolls of the Money Toilet Paper. It’s printed with over thousands and thousands worth of hundred dollar bills, […]
We’ve seen a lot of quirky toilet papers lately. There was the Alien Toilet Paper which is enough to give most people the creeps while doing their business. Then there was the Maze Puzzle Novelty Toilet Paper which will provide you with some in-toilet-seat entertainment […]
There’s really no good way to display toilet paper in your bathroom, so why not hide it in a whimsical container and make it look like something else? These Refillable 1500ml Tissue Roll Covers are a clever way to hide your toilet paper and make […]
There are just some people who came into this world with nothing but bad or messed up intentions that just can’t be understood. Those people who have caused much pain to others, unnecessary deaths, and brought about countless wars deserve a dirty wiping on your […]
Some people I know find some sort of solace in their toilet, stuffing the tiny room with magazines, comic books, and even a television set (I have a friend who actually did this, much to his wife’s chagrin.) Some have aliens to keep them company […]
Did you just start doing your thing in the bathroom, only to realize that you left the latest issue of your magazine in the den? If you’re like a lot of people, then you enjoy reading some light material while using the bathroom. If you […]
Getting annoyed at people using your bathroom and not replacing the toilet paper when they finish the whole roll? Getting grossed out by guests and friends asking to use your toilet and not flushing when they’re done? Then let them know what you feel and […]
We’ve all seen the different types of toilet paper rolls out there, but this one really got our attention. Just what exactly are you supposed to be measuring when you use the bathroom and how/why would you want to measure it? Well whatever you measure, […]
Camouflage Toilet Paper imported from Germany. $5.95 a roll. You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
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