What scent goes with defending the city against a storm of shark-filled tornadoes? If you’re not sure, then Sharknado ‘Shark by Tara’ Perfume is the answer you’re looking for.
Body odor can undoubtedly become an issue when you’re doing things like cutting an airborne shark in half with a fancy circular saw power glove…
… but Tara Reid has you covered. In her quest to ride the Sharknado fame bus for as long as possible, the Sharknado and Sharknado 2 actress has created her own perfume, which incidentally doesn’t have Sharknado in its name to avoid any complicated copyright/trademark issues. Still, we’re all adults here and we know Sharknado merchandise when we see it, right?
According to Tara’s website, the perfume smells like hundreds of dead sharks rotting under a brutal summer sun.
Okay, not really. The website actually says –
Shark by Tara perfume is a complex scent with three different levels of notes that embrace our fresh, light, and fun feel. Our top-level note is clad with iced mint, violet and lemon, while our middle note is complete with jasmine, tuberose and muguet. The last dry note is cool blue rose, amber and musk.
If you’ve been agonizing over what perfume to wear when the inevitable Sharknado 3 hits the SyFy channel, you can get Sharknado ‘Shark by Tara’ Perfume for $24.95 at TaraReid.com.