Anchorman Brian Fantana once said Sex Panther Cologne was illegal in nine countries; well not anymore. You can now have the cologne that puts London Gentleman and Blackbeard’s Delight to shame. This is the cologne that is made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good! Ever since Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy came out, we wanted more. Will Farrell hasn’t given us round two yet, but at least we can now smell like Brian Fantana when he was on the prowl…and that smell was best described by the dialogue below
From Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I’ll give this little cookie an hour before we’re doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens cologne cabinet]
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard’s Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne… It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries… Yep, it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.
Ron Burgundy: It’s quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It’s a formidable scent… It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I’m gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
Sex Cologne:
- Not tested on animals, and certainly no panthers were harmed in the making of this product.
- Avoid spraying in eyes or on irritated or broken skin.
- 6.3cm(W) x 10.2cm(H) x 2.5cm(D)
- 50mL / 1.7 fl. oz.
You can purchase the Sex Panther Cologne at Firebox for £31.99 with free delivery and at amazon for $34.99. Looking for some Star Trek or Star Wars cologne, checkout the Lando and Tiberius cologne. You have to watch the video, it’s great!
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