Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s… a Screaming Slingshot Monkey howling through the air as he flies for truth and justice, or maybe just a laugh or two.
Admit it. When you get bored, you dream of livening things up by chucking a monkey through the air. This hilarious little boredom-breaker was made for you. Just slip your fingers into the custom pockets in the monkey’s hands, pull him back to stretch his super-stretchy arms, and then let go to see the furry little guy fly up to fifty feet away.
No self-respecting super monkey would fly through the air without a disguise so this flight-friendly simian wears a cape and a mask to hide his true identity. After all, how many flying monkeys can there be in your neck of the woods? Of course, no self-respecting super monkey would probably scream as he soars through the air, which is exactly what this dude does, thanks to the chip that activates when he’s airborne. You think a flying monkey is hilarious? A screaming one will have you rolling on the floor in fits of laughter.
Boredom will never get the best of you again with the Screaming Slingshot Monkey around to break up the monotony. You can get it for $8.95 at Stupid.com and from $2.80 at Amazon.com.
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