Are you a Chemistry major? Have you memorized all the symbols in the periodic table of elements? Do you enjoy telling people about random factoids about the metalloids? Then you, my friend, should go get yourself one of these Periodic GeNiUS t-shirts.
It’s geeky apparel at its finest. It’s also a good icebreaker. Just wear a jacket over the shirt and ask anyone (preferably a pretty girl or cute guy you want to ask out) what the chemical formula is gor genius–and when they ask, “What?” Well, you know what to do.
Nothing is more humbling than discovering a situation in which your immense body of knowledge is completely useless. Just because you have a PhD in Chemistry doesn’t mean you can bake a soufflé. And nobody wins at Trivial Pursuit without at least knowing something about sports. (Luckily, sometimes it’s about fencing.)
The chemical formula for genius (okay, it’s not… but it SPELLS genius…), Germanium, Nickel, Uranium, and Sulfur, printed with their atomic properties in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
The Periodic GeNiUS T-Shirt is available online from ThinkGeek for $16.99 – $18.99, depending on your size.