Are you doing time? Yeah, me too. I thought I would get out early for good behavior, but nope. No luck. You might as well grin and bear it with this Just Married Kitchen Apron.
This funny apron is made of 100% durable polyester fabric complete with Anti-Spot and No-Need-to-Iron technology. Hopefully your wife has a sense of humor. If she does, then you will both get a kick out of this novelty apron.
It is just $18.99 from Amazon.com and makes a great gift.