We are all familiar with the Magic 8 Ball, which gives you answers to your burning questions, but what you really need is a ball that understands the language of geek speak. Like the Geek Ball. Your new Oracle.
The Geek Ball has twenty answers that can be appreciated by geeks everywhere. Answers like LOL, Fail and Can Has. Just ask the ball and get your geek answer.
If you are unsure about something, just ask the ball. Just $7.95 from McPhee.