Fyre Festival Terrarium

Fyre Festival Terrarium

If you like unique and interesting decor for your home or office, you need this Fyre Festival Terrarium. It’s good for a laugh and makes a great icebreaker.

Lucky for most of us, we never were destined for the Fyre Festival, the ill-fated “luxury” music festival in the Bahamas. (Many of us have watched Fyre Fraud on Hulu or Fyre: The Greatest Party That Never Happened on Netflix, recent documentaries about what went down.) That’s good, because if you went, this product is more likely to trigger PTSD than fits of laughter.

This one of a kind terrarium is perfect for the VIP. Inside the glass tank is a luxurious beach scene complete with luxury accommodations (a FEMA tent) and an Instagram model / influencer.

You may have been lucky enough to miss the boat on Fyre Festival the first time around, but that won’t stop you from owning your very own piece of the magic and proudly displaying it on your desk for all to see.

Transport your desk to Great Exuma, Bahamas, for a one of a kind VIP terrarium experience. From the half-finished tent accommodation to the thoughtful styrofoam-clad catering, this stunning glass tank contains a flawless 3D snapshot of the world’s most infamous luxury festival.

There’s even a beautiful model sunbathing on the beach! But who is she? Hailey Baldwin? Gigi Hadid? Her Facetuned, surgically-altered features are so ubiquitous that we’re not quite sure. But rest assured she’s having a fabulous time and definitely not panicking about whether or not she’ll ever see her luggage again.

Hang on, is that a stray Evian bottle we spy in the corner? If you look closely in a hut nearby you’ll see a knackered Andy King wiping his mouth and a very satisfied customs agent reclining on an empty pallet.

Is there anything we DIDN’T think to add? Even the price tag is as ridiculous as the tickets to the original!

Available exclusively from Firebox, the Fyre Festival Terrarium is £39.99 / $52.99

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