Freedom Flask

April 23, 2012 Hazel Chua Style 0

Hidden Flask

You never know when you might need a drink, so for that, there’s the Freedom Flask. It’s basically a flask that you can wear around your waist and keep hidden under your clothes (right in your no-touch zone.) Sneak drinks easily into concert grounds, movie theaters, and events where a drink at the bar would cost you a few too many bucks.

Of course, we don’t recommend using the flask for illegal purposes at all and would advise any users to drink moderately and never to drive after having had their fill from their flask’s contents. Women might also want to check out the Wine Rack Bra, it does wonders for your bust size and tastes great too!

The Freedom Flask is available online for $24.95…Watch the flask in use, it’s pretty comical

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