If you get stopped by a police officer, don’t try to sweet talk him or kiss his butt. Just present him with this Anti-Ticket Donut and you should be fine. Everyone knows that cops love donuts. Consider this your insurance against speeding tickets.
It comes in a platinum colored can with a windowed lid. There is a label attached to the can with the badge logo and a set of humorous directions on how to use it. It makes a great gift for any speed demons that you know and is a great novelty item.
Don’t really give this to an officer. Just $9.95 from Baron Bob.