Trekkers can let their potential partners know what they’re in for with the A Vulcan in the Streets, A Klingon in the Sheets Tank Top, while letting everyone know at the same time that you know how the different aliens in the Star Trek universe roll.
Who wouldn’t want a perfect Vulcan out in public? They always do and say the perfect things, striving to be the best example of a higher life form. Klingons, on the other hand, are savage and primal, promising the kind of fun times that guarantee the necessity for new bed sheets and pillows.
However, the one time you wouldn’t want to wear this shirt is during Pon Farr because Spock has proven that Vulcans just can’t handle that onslaught of emotion. During Pon Farr, it’s best to advertise yourself as a Vulcan in the sheets and a Tribble in the streets.
Available in a wide variety of colors, the phrase can also be printed on t-shirts, long-sleeved shirts, and sweatshirts.
A Vulcan in the Streets, A Klingon in the Sheets Tank Top is available for $27 at LookHuman.com.
(via Fashionably Geek)