Forget about Game of Thrones and that pointy Iron Throne because this is Game of Gnomes: The Throne of a Thousand Shovels. (cue awesome intro and music)
What? No awesome intro or music? Fine! After the Zombie Apocalypse Garden Gnomes began ravaging the land, all the remaining gnomes got together and decided they needed a leader to command all the gnome realms so that they’d have a shot at surviving the zombies. Ned Bark, Lord of the North of Grassteros, proved himself worthy and now sits upon the Throne of a Thousand Shovels, making plans to save both man and gnome from the apocalypse.
All Gnomes are hand-painted, hand-casted, and made with a proprietary cement blend, along with an all-purpose outdoor weather sealer to protect the paint from the elements… and zombies.
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Game of Gnomes: The Throne of a Thousand Shovels is available for $79.99 at ChrisandJanesPlace on Etsy.com.