Good looking people may have ruled middle school, high school, college, and up until their early and mid-twenties, maybe a few ruled in their thirties, and cougars have their forties, BUT they are not going to rule the world! Finally we get our moment to shine and it comes in the form of world domination. Not bad, considering we only had to miss out on several drunken sexcapades through college and our twenties to get here. The Geeks’ Guide to World Domination gives you the necessary skills and knowledge to be one of the ruling class of the future. Be positive; you still got a shot. Look around at today leaders; I don’t want to single anyone out, but they weren’t getting laid in college either.
The Geeks’ Guide to World Domination
Sorry, beautiful people. These days, from government to business to technology to Hollywood, geeks rule the world. Finally, here’s the book no self-respecting geek can live without: The Geeks’ Guide to World Domination. A guide jam-packed with 314.1516 short entries both useful and fun. You’ll learn such necessary skills and knowledge, such as how to:
- Brew your own beer, Build a laser beam, Clone your pet, Exorcise demons, Grasp the theory of relativity, Have sex on Second Life, Kick ass with sweet martial-arts moves
- Master the Ocarina of Time, Pimp your cubicle, Quote He-Man and Che Guevara, Unmask Linus Torvalds, Write your name in Elvish
- And, of course, tons more!
You can purchase The Geeks’ Guide to World Domination at ThinkGeek for $11.99.
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Cheers, James. It’s a tough call, though: drunken sexcapades in college versus world domination later. Hmmm, someone should make an equation describing the relative benefits and drawbacks of developmental geekery…