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Darth Vader finds your lack of floor mats disturbing, so you should probably get the Darth Vader Car & Truck Front Floor Mat 2-Pack just to keep him happy. He tends to force choke people when he gets angry. These are probably the same mats they have in TIE Fighters and AT-ATs. No matter [...]

Take some Star Wars with you on the road and geek up your ride at the same time with this nice looking Star Wars Darth Vader Steering Wheel Cover. You may not pilot the Millennium Falcon, or even an X-Wing, but you will feel like you do while gripping this steering wheel cover. It [...]

Last year’s Darth Vader and Son book was a huge hit, so a followup was natural.  It has now arrived in this new Star Wars: Vader’s Little Princess Book.  This hilarious book, by author Jeffrey Brown, depicts comics showing the funny struggles the Dark Lord goes through in trying to raise the [...]

If you are a Jedi, living the Jedi lifestyle, you better buckle up before your next lightsaber battle. Use these Star Wars Belts. They look stylish and geeky and will fit waists from 28″ – 46″. You can choose from three designs: Darth Vader, R2-D2 and a Stormtrooper. Star Wars Belts [...]

If you are looking for a new pair of headphones, you should let the dark lord of the Sith force push some beats into your ears with these sweet looking Star Wars Darth Vader Multi-Device Headphones. These volume control stereo headphones feature a red and black design with soft cushioned ear cups. Great [...]

Get ready to transform your beat-up daily driver into something much cooler. The Star Wars Car Wrap Graphics allow you to cover your car in awesome Star Wars designs. Choose from Darth Vader, R2-D2 or X-Wing & TIE Fighter designs. Each graphic is specially manufactured to ensure lasting durability, [...]

Star Wars fans have seen their share of cool swimwear from Black Milk Clothing, R2-D2 Swimsuit, AT-AT Swimsuit, and the Lightsaber Battle Swimsuit. But now ladies with daddy issues, and ones that prefer the Dark Side, will get to show off in the Darth Vader I Am Your Father Swimsuit. This Darth Vader [...]

Sometimes it’s hard to show off geek love in a business environment but that’s not a problem with the Star Wars Business Card Holders because you can reveal your devotion to that galaxy far, far away while still appearing stylish and professional. Except for rare instances like the Star Wars [...]

With so many cool geeky T-Shirts to wear, how do you choose? Well, all I can say is that this Star Wars AT-AT Ride T-Shirt should be at the top of your list. You will look great in this shirt that depicts Vader and his cronies just chillin’ as they ride around in an [...]

The battle between Good and Evil has never looked as good as it does on this sexy Star Wars Lightsaber Swimsuit, which allows you to spoil that special woman in your life while appealing to your geek nature at the same time. Can you think of a better way to enjoy summer than by [...]

If you feel like your current boxers are not powerful enough, experience the power of the dark side with these Star Wars Power of the Dark Side Knit Boxers. If you pull down my 100% cotton Star Wars Power Dark Side Knit Boxers, they will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. So [...]

Drift off to sleep into a galaxy a long time ago and far far away with this Star Wars Saga Bed Comforter. Instead of counting sheep you will be counting Stormtroopers. This Star Wars saga full comforter is an officially licensed product and machine washable. You get one full size comforter measuring 76 x [...]

Here is a barware set that is out of this world. As in, from a long time ago and a galaxy far away. This Star Wars Pewter Barware Set has everything you need for your geeky bar. You get the Darth Vader corkscrew, a Yoda wine stopper, a C-3PO foil cutter and an R2-D2 [...]

This Star Wars Darth Vader Collectors Watch puts the Lord of the Sith on your wrist. It is a geeky and stylish way to tell time. This Star Wars Darth Vader Collectors Watch features a glossy black design and leather strap. The best part is that the face of the watch is red with [...]

When something is free just about everyone wants it, unless of course you’re talking about free throat hugs from a Sith Lord. That’s right, this Star Wars Darth Vader Throat Hugs T-Shirt offers up a funny twist on Vader’s ability to use The Force. Star Wars Darth Vader Throat Hugs [...]