Stan Lee Cologne
What does a creator of iconic comic book characters smell like? You can find out, and smell like that guy yourself, when you splash on some Stan Lee Cologne.
What do you do after creating Spider-Man, the Fantastic Four, and a ton of other characters that make a ton of money for Marvel comics? Apparently you go into the smell-good business and crank out some cologne for Joe Everybody to wear so he can pretend he’s you… because everyone’s life sucks when compared to the life Stan Lee lives.
What does Stan the Man AKA the Generalissimo smell like? A “fresh and sophisticated fragrance for the adventurous with blends of bergamot, ginger, white pepper, basil, and violet and features layers of cedar, vetiver and musk accords.”
Personally, I was waiting for sweat and spandex but I guess that wouldn’t be an in-demand item, even if it happened to be accurate.
Stan Lee Cologne will be available during the 3rd quarter of 2013, but it can be pre-ordered now for $24.99 at BigBadToyStore.com.