Political Ice Pack
A lot of everyday things are starting to get politicized as the elections draw closer, starting with the Political Ice Pack. This is probably the only thing round that can bring all the different political factions and parties together without giving anyone a headache. In fact, it works with the opposite goal in mind and gets rid of headaches instead.
Store the PVC bi-partisan ice pack in the fridge/freezer to cool it or soak in a tub of warm water to heat it up. Use it as you would any other ice pack: to treat headaches, soothe muscle pain, and ease stomach aches, among others.
The Political Ice Pack is available from Uncommon Goods for $8.