Hoxton Street Monster Supplies Human Preserves

Hoxton Street Monster Supplies Human Preserves

What people from some countries consider as delicacies might sound completely gross to those living somewhere else–like Insect Snacks, for instance. For the undead, the Hoxton Street Monster Supplies Human Preserves might be a huge treat but it might not be as appealing to the living, kind of like the Zombie Jerky.

Although I’m a living member of the human race, I happen to think that the Hoxton Street Monster Supplies Human Preserves are pretty darn good and delectable. Of course, you must know by now that it’s not really snot and brain matter that you’ll be putting all over your morning toast. The yellow goop is actually lemon curd, while the bloody red stuff is raspberry preserve. Yum!

Hoxton Street Monster Supplies Human Preserves

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to spread brain matter and snot on your toast? We hope not, but it would be fun to have a few jars in the cupboard, even if they were not entirely real. So thank goodness for Hoxton Street Monster Supplies Human Preserves.

First up is Olde Fashioned Brain Jam (aka raspberry preserve), ‘delicious spread thickly on just about anything, especially a human limb.’ Next there’s Thickest Human Snot (aka lemon curd), ‘the ultimate delicacy at any self-respecting monster’s table.’

The Hoxton Street Monster Supplies Human Preserves are available from Firebox for £6.99 ($11.)

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Hazel Chua

About Hazel Chua

Hazel has a degree in Chemical Engineering, but has wanted to be a writer ever since she was a little girl. As luck and a whole lot of work would have it, Hazel got her cake and is eating it too: doing engineering stuff during the day, and blogging for various tech blogs during the night. She also established her own gadgetry blog recently, which you can check out at Gigadgetry.com.

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