Reindeer Pâté

Reindeer Pate

As a kid I often wondered if Rudolph, Dancer, Dasher and the rest of the crew aged or they just lived forever like the jolly old fat guy does? Well, today is a sad day for some as we now have our answer. The Reindeer Pâté offers us a chance to relive all our childhood memories as we chow down on this low fat protein source. So long Donner, bye bye Vixen, and wow Cupid you taste amazing!

Made from real reindeer meat, this pate offers you a chance to stock up on a low fat red meat that has an 18 month self-life. Perfect for that 2012 zombie outbreak that fast approaching. Say goodbye to all your favorite reindeer memories and enjoy a can of Reindeer Pate from Firebox for £15.99.

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