I’m not sure whom this knight ticked off to deserve dispensing toilet paper, but he must’ve royally screwed up. To have the most chivalrous water closet in the land, you can count on the trusty Knight Toilet Paper Holder.
Don’t feel bad about offending his nostrils. It’s rumored that his helmet has built-in ventilation. Sir knight in shining armor has pledged to hold your toilet paper for eternity and refuses to drop his hands; even at the sight of any dragons or unicorns. He’s also solemnly sworn not to make any snide comments while on duty.
A Knight to Remember Gothic Bath Tissue Holder
- Claim the throne as your own! Our Toscano-exclusive, wall-mounted toilet tissue knight is cast in quality designer resin and hand-painted to capture every amazing detail of his Medieval mannerisms.
- Our protector of the realm is “at your service” to hold your standard-size tissue.
- Sorry, bath tissue not included.
- 9″W x 13″D x 7″H. 5 lbs.
Every inch of detailing on the knight’s armor makes him so realistic. It almost makes you want to lift up his helmet to see if someone’s really in there.
Find the Knight Toilet Paper Holder at SkyMall.com for $39.95.
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