We geeks are weird by nature, but if you find that you are not weird enough, just put on one of these pairs of Instant Weirdo Glasses and you will be extra weird.
Just be prepared for others to steer clear of you and give you funny looks. This is a great early purchase for Halloween this year too, if you want to be prepared and Treat or Treat as a Weirdo.
They come two in a set with his and hers versions so that everyone can look weird together. Just $6.99 from Perpetualkid.