Does this bearded face make my butt look big? That’s what you’ll be asking when you slip into these GRRM Leggings, bringing author George R.R. Martin closer than you ever imagined.
Next time you’re kicking back reading A Song of Ice and Fire or watching Game of Thrones, you might want to wear these leggings. Wear them when you’re eating spaghetti. Drop a little pasta sauce on Martin’s face and yell ‘Red Wedding.’ Black out the eyes and scream ‘That’s for Oberyn.’ Martin will understand. Well… maybe not but it doesn’t matter because the real GRRM won’t be there. It’s just you and the leggings. Time to exact your revenge. Or, ya know, just where the things.
The GRRM Leggings are available for $80 at Poprageous.