My First Bacon Talking Plush

Everybody loves bacon. At least, I know me and three-fourths of my family does. If for some reason you’d also like to introduce your child to the fatty and greasy world of bacon, then the My First Bacon Talking Plush will be the perfect toy to give your tot.

As you can see in the picture, My First Bacon is a porky plush that’s roughly three hundred times larger than your average slice of bacon.

And it talks, too. Give it a big generous hug right down the middle and hear it say “I’m Bacon!” in a gleefully meaty voice. (Can a voice be meaty? Yes, I’d like to think so.)

The kooky folks over at ThinkGeek have even thrown in this video to convince you that your child absolutely needs the My First Bacon plush:

My First Bacon Talking Plush

• Huggable plush bacon for kids and kids at heart 3 and older
• Says “I’m bacon!” when you squeeze him
• Mechanical animated mouth
• Velveteen pork flesh and super soft fleece fat
• Teach your kids to love bacon, not pigs
• Please do not eat My First Bacon
• Requires 3 x AA Batteries (Included!)
• Dimensions: 19″ tall by 7″ wide

You can get a slice of My First Bacon from ThinkGeek for $19.99.