The bright and cheerful stuffed dolls might be okay for the little ones, but if your tastes run more towards creepy than cute the Living Dead Dolls Rotten Sam and Sandy Set are the playthings you’re looking for.
Standing 10-inches tall, these two macabre munchkins come individually packaged in their own coffins, complete with death certificates, and just in case the ghoulish and somewhat angry expressions don’t convince you that it might be unwise to leave them out in your bedroom at night, the little poem below might change your mind.
Rotten Sam and Sandy creep from your toy chest at night.
They hide in the shadows of your bedroom after you turn out the light.
They giggle and whisper in darkness, just in the corner of sight.
They speak of candy and razors, and things much too horrid to bear.
And if you peer ‘neath your bed tonight, you can be sure they’ll be there.
They just want to have fun with you, playing all day and all night.
Your screams are like candy to them… pray you can get to the light!
So, enjoy them while the sun is up but lock those little buggers in their coffins before nightfall… or you might not live long enough to regret it.
Feeling brave enough to invite them into your bedroom? The Living Dead Dolls Rotten Sam and Sandy Set are available for $44.99 at Entertainment Earth and at Amazon.com.