Action hero Chuck Norris has achieved near-immortality with the popular Chuck Norris ‘facts,’ and that spirit of invincibility is on display with the Chuck Norris Two Speeds T-Shirt.
I thought Chuck was all kinds of bad-ass when he was kicking people upside the head in films like A Force of One and The Octagon but it wasn’t until 2005 that Chuck became the ultimate tough guy with the Chuck Norris facts. This comfy t-shirt (can I use words like comfy while talking about Chuck Norris?) shares one of those facts that can be enjoyed by everyone you hang out with… and if they don’t enjoy it, you can always kick them upside the head. It’s what Chuck would want you to do.
It doesn’t seem like ‘walk’ or ‘kill’ leaves much room for variety but I’m sure it’s plenty for a guy like Chuck, and the Chuck Norris Two Speeds T-Shirt is all you need to complete your wardrobe so grab it from Entertainment Earth for $17.99.