USB Squirming Tentacle


You won’t know true evil until you see it squirming around in your USB port. And that is what the USB Squirming Tentacle is all about. It’s as if Cthulhu were inside your computer and breaking free.

It plugs into your USB port and wiggles and squirms, looking evil. You will be tempted to kill it, but don’t. You paid good money for this wiggling arm of evil.

USB Squirming Tentacle

  • Tentacle wiggles and squirms when plugged into a computer
  • Uses power from your USB port
  • Fills your computer with unspeakable evils (just kidding!)
  • Note:┬áThe USB Squirming Tentacle does not store any data, however, it may summon the Elder Gods from the depths. Use at your own risk.

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Conner Flynn

About Conner Flynn

Conner has been blogging for major internet publications since 2007, has authored several Sci-Fi novels and short stories and loves geek/tech toys. His latest project is a new geek toy store over at where he hopes to make many geeks happy by making sure they stay young.

One Response to “USB Squirming Tentacle”

  1. I got to get me one.

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